Quotes:

"I was not thrown or dropped when I was young, I just fainted head first into stone floor" - Hampekr

"7+7 is 13 right?"- Tebz

"JAG FÖRSTÅR INTE!!!" - Silent

"The match is not here yet" - Elliette reasoning as to why he's not tilted

"I can't be bothered and I don't understand" - DenQan who's said it about 7355608 times

"I just need to take a quick shower before we start" - ChanzzY 5 minutes before a tournament

"Honestly lag's just in your head, it's not real" - fl0m

"So I woke up to my dad shoving a thermometer up my ass" - Tebz

"AHHH!!! It was fast and hard!" - Hampekr cracking open a cold monster

"Is he behind me?" - Hampekr famous last words in Phasmophobia

"I'd rather eat the pig's ass than the rabbit's food" - Tebz

"I'm keep holding main" - Vice top tier English

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KIDS YOU'RE ADOPTED" - Maverick (formerly Silent) 2022

"THEY ARE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOOKS, I'M READING THEM!!" - Maverick (formerly Silent) after a 1v4

"2016, oh my god, *7* years ago. Holy sh1t, I'm old" - DenQan (18) 2022

"I can force myself into anything" - Vice wanting to join Valorant party

"Jag kan inte gå till scouterna, jag kommer kränka svarta!" - Elliette

"Mf pizza" - DenQan out of nowhere on 9/11 2020

"Me and my brother, doing our mother, under the seaaa" - Maverick (formerly Silent)

"Jävla ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ saftblandare" - Hampekr watching Argentina - Netherlands Fifa World Cup Qatar 2022

"Polis jäveln taffsade mig på kuken och körde upp sin hand i min röv,
skulle frågat honom om jag ska dra ner byxorna så han kunde huka sig ner o suga.
Kändes som han ville det. De var så jävla obehagligt att ha en snuts hand upp i röven
värre än termometern. Nu fick jag 2 fingrar rakt upp i analen" - Tebz 2023

"If this was a diamond lobby, I can walk on water" - Aleyz 2023

"I thought I would grow up some time, but I never did.." - Tebz 2023

"We could bring back slavery with advanced robots" - Elliette
*Continuation*
"If I got one I'd make it black" - Tebz

"His hell would probably be him like, on a treadmill" - Vice

"Toaster bath... Imma commit toaster bath" - Maverick (formerly Silent)

"Jag har två händer av en anledning, en för min dase och en för att slå mamma" - Maverick (formerly Silent)

"Playing videogames is like alt tabbing from life" - Vice 2023

"10m per hour, so that's like 2m every 20 minutes" - Hampekr 2023

"Jag kan ♥♥♥♥ dig daddy" - Tebz 2023

"i repsepct it" - DenQan 2023

"I want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ look at this little kid's face" - Haix 2024 when someone comments on his hair

"Do you know how much money you can make by waiting time?" - Vice 2024

"My grandpa will soon be dying, I will be rich!" - Tebz 2024

"I thought in my brain, where else do I think?" - Vice stumbling

"Dude thinks no one can ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hit him - and he's right" - Aleyz watching Skyz replicating The Matrix

"Hets mot folkgrupp är bara propaganda" - Hampekr 2024

"If the ocean was a ship, it would've sank" - Vice spectating Sea of Thieves mayhem