I was shopping in the Super Market, and I saw ShantyKlaus. I went and to go and say "Hey ShantyKlaus. I saw you from the side and didn't know if I should say Hi."
"Oh, you mean like you are right now, wasting my time?"
I was taken aback by what he said and replied "Huh, bu-" He then grabbed a Red Bull, and pushed into my face saying "HUHHUHHUHUHUH? THIS ♥♥♥♥ GIVES YOU WINGS, BUT YOU GIVE ME A HEADACHE!!!!"
He then walked away. He left the Red Bull in my cart. I now have to sit on a specific chair to drink Red Bulls.

I can't believe this guy's allowed out of the sanitarium. He leaves his bloody, ♥♥♥♥ smeared underwear all over the place and mumbles about the "Second coming from the Great Beyond." It makes me very uncomfortable but whatever President Bush says, right?

This AI controlled slop homunculus sent back in time from the 2040s has haunted me for years now, AVOID.

+rep saw him suplex a pregnant woman at the mall, it was very impressive.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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