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Georgia, United States
You're gonna find diamonds
And the creepers wanna know if you have much armor
Now it's time to dig straight down if you dare
This is major Steve to diamond pick axe
I'm mining some obsidian
And it's taking very long why does it have to
And tonight lapis doesn't look like diamonds!
From here I have 60 torches left
Far below the coal
The mines are getting darker and there's nothing I can do
Though I've mined almost 100 diamonds, I'm getting very low on health
And I think my diamond pick axe is about to break
Please tell Notch I love him very much HE KNOWS
Diamond sword to major Steve
Your sword just broke, there's creepers near
Can I fight till I decease
Can I fight till I decease
Can I fight till I decease
Can I fight all these creepers there's a way out
I see some grass
The mine is getting lighter, and I'm almost getting through
That no one understands.
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands.
"Bed twerp!"
Doom and Gloom up in his room,
Is broken instantly,
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish,
Cuz in reality they are his Odd Parents, Fairly Odd Parents,
"Wands and wings!"
"Floaty Crowny things!"
Odd Parents, Fairly Odd Parents,
Really odd, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod,
"Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guave juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!"
Odd Parents, Fairly Odd Parents,
It flips your lid when you are the kid,
With Fairly Odd Parents!
"Yeah right!"
pop!
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