The Penis Paradox
My name is Sam
France
Hello vro i'm Sam, i love cats and almost all metal genres
This username is sick ikr?
I'm prolly the one who screamed in the chat
I'm chilling brah....
I'm french and I do not live it nicely.
Also don't mind adding a comment on my page idk it's cool show me how cool u are :)













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That's it i call the poli s


https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/tradeoffer/new/?partner=1062449006&token=3pqCbjFo
Hello vro i'm Sam, i love cats and almost all metal genres
This username is sick ikr?
I'm prolly the one who screamed in the chat
I'm chilling brah....
I'm french and I do not live it nicely.
Also don't mind adding a comment on my page idk it's cool show me how cool u are :)













Don't scroll down it's useless




































































































































What did i just say



































Stop





























Can you even read































































































:ujel:




























































































Once i pooped in a jar























































































































uh















































you must be stupid





































you are stupid in fact... or bored






































































WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
STOP STALKING ME ONG




























































That's it i call the poli s


https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/tradeoffer/new/?partner=1062449006&token=3pqCbjFo
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Amazing dynamic gameplay, comparable to Titanfall 2, Dark Souls 2, Ultrakill. It's a bit harsh at the begining but it's EXTREMLY rewarding, regardless of the time you'd pass on the game.
INFINITE REPLAYABILITY. Side quests are at the same level as the main quests!
The lore is incredibly complex, better than Baldur's Gate and Elden Ring and even Destiny COMBINED.
The drawing are so well made that any artists should take anatomy references from these masterpieces
The price is totaly not justified for a game better than some Nintendo foreskin games at 70$, this game should cost at least 80$.
No microtranslation nor Battle pass: they know what a good game should do.
Pleasant DLC's at pleasant prices too, i can't see a better game than this one

In conclusion, everyone should have this game in their library.
Score: I'd say 20 / 10 but the limit is 10 so i say: 7/10
Recent Activity
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beans 9 Jan @ 6:37pm 
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If you are NOT a beautiful,strong,independant black woman, someone will post this in your wall.
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The Penis Paradox 5 Nov, 2025 @ 6:27am 
yeah since like 2020
[[BIG TOMATO]] 4 Nov, 2025 @ 8:13am 
U have had this name for so long :missing:
Queen Of The World 10 Oct, 2025 @ 4:37pm 
swagg
The Penis Paradox 12 Aug, 2025 @ 5:02am 
Dear Fart Smella III,

I'm going splendid, thanks to ask. It's with a broken heart that i announce you that we cannot continue this excitting activity for the next month, by the cause of me being a too big fatty smelly fat pluh.

Thus without your husband, Smart Fella III, it would also be outragiousely worse, i'll invite him for the next meeting.

I'll try to invest time into a more optimised way to tickle your fat stubby toes.

My deep apolocheeses,

Smauel
syronation 11 Aug, 2025 @ 10:16pm 
Good afternoon Samuel,

How are you on this stupendous day? As for myself, I am doing jolly good! I hope that we can resume our feet tickling sessions once more.

Saltations,

Fart Smella III