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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,721.1 hrs on record (1,293.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 2 Jan, 2016 @ 9:35am
Updated: 26 Nov, 2018 @ 12:55pm

CS:GO Review
The many steps of csgo.
1.Buy the game thinking HAHAHAHA finaly somewhere I dont hve to learn a language!
2.Realise its full of russians who are either 4 years of age or lower and that the majority of them have supposidly ****ed your mum.
3.Pay roughly your lifetime earnings on pixels that you will never get back unless some kid gives his mums bank details and her sort code.
4.Realise you have no money and become a "LEGITIMATE KNIFE AND EXPENSIVE SKIN TRADER"!.
5.Plunge a knife into your soul and shove salt into it for the ULTIMATE GABE GRAIL.
6.Learn every russian swear word.
10/10
I also reccomend this game if you want to pay to still lose and wish you were never born.
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