Im sorry Sam, i cant take less than 500 keys.
Bro you’ve been harassing me for days about this, sending me offers left and right, acting all desperate. I told you my price is firm. 500 pure keys minimum, no unusuals, no items, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
You kept pushing and pushing, saying “please man i really really want it bad” and “i’ll do anything”. If you can't afford these pics, I can take others, with more clothes on me, and drop the price.

happy easter

Happy Pride Month to my favorite homophobic king! 🏳️‍🌈
Bro really out here every June acting like he’s allergic to rainbows, typing “keep that ♥♥♥♥ away from me” and "I’m not gay bro" every time he gets hit on in chat.
Listen, Sam, we all see it. The way you get way too angry at gay people existing? The way you “jokingly” send reels of handsome men "mogging" other men? The fact that your search history probably has more men than Zeus's?
It’s okay king. You don’t have to keep fighting it. Just come out already. We’re all waiting. Hell, I’ll even hold your hand while you do it… or would that make you too excited?
Stop projecting and start sucking, bro. Pride Month is the perfect time for your glow-up from angry chud homophobe to proud bottom. We believe in you.
(Still love you though, you gotta be more confident about it)

I thought that "bone smashing" was just another phrase for intimacy, that's why I was surprised when he agreed for it and came to my house. In his turn, he was surprised to see me in a maid dress.. Hehe...

Were you the one who made that mr beast mukbang chug chug video?