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6 people found this review helpful
275.9 hrs on record (268.9 hrs at review time)
Game dev cycle consists of TFP hitting a fat one and adding whatever stupid ♥♥♥♥ they feel like, reworking core game mechanics (usually for the worst), removing survival elements and mechanics, and five thousand minor tweaks to POIs, blocks, and AI pathing so that turbonerds can't cheese the smart-yet-dumb AI as hard as before.

The latest update is genuinely insane, instead of finding specialized gear for surviving the conditions of the other biomes like the nuclear wasteland, you instead just complete a to-do-list of tasks and drink a smoothie you crushed out of rocks and mushrooms. What? At least these "features" can be turned off.

Don't be fooled by the v2.0 update stuff, it's absolutely still EA.
Posted 18 July, 2025. Last edited 18 July, 2025.
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623.4 hrs on record (270.9 hrs at review time)
needs early access tag
Posted 4 May, 2024. Last edited 12 May, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
856.5 hrs on record (380.6 hrs at review time)
kino
Posted 25 April, 2024.
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9 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
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34.3 hrs on record
they forgot the game is called Subnautica and not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Onlandica
Posted 28 June, 2023.
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71 people found this review helpful
23 people found this review funny
3
119.6 hrs on record (118.2 hrs at review time)
can't wait for claptrap dlc
Posted 17 November, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
78.8 hrs on record (65.5 hrs at review time)
lentolammas
Posted 3 February, 2022.
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312.4 hrs on record (150.5 hrs at review time)
Noice
Posted 6 July, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
14.6 hrs on record
Great game, especially for the price. Aptly described as a smash-up of Luftrausers and Risk of Rain.
Posted 7 June, 2018.
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