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haha dumbass stepped on a mi- *snap*

i need therapy :)

Average Playthrough of DREDGE

Step 1: Looks like a pretty cozy game, doubt much could go wrong here.

Step 2: ...I don't think that's a fish.

Step 3: That was a weird guy... but hey! Now I can dredge, like the name of the game!

Step 4: Got it! now I can head back to the guy!

Step 5: Made it to Galestone Cliffs, what a pretty spo- what was that roar?

Step 6: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Step 7: Cool, now they're happy, I got bombs, and now I got that.

Step 8: Ain't this place pretty... and I instantly spot the kraken, great!

Step 9: Got you some samples, and now I can actually get to the spot above the kraken without dying!

Step 10: HAHA! I CAN FIGHT BACK! ...Once per day, damn it.

Step 11: Now I'm at the swamp... now how do I get in?

Step 12: Hey! No! Stop that! Get away from me! Stop making me crazy!

Step 13: YES! DIE! YOU SUCKED, MIND SUCKERS!

Step 14: Hmm, wonder what this does... Oh, neat, they're all dead!

Step 15: Alrighty, here we go, Devil's Spine!

Step 16: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... wait a minute, I can just do this and they'll go away!

Step 17: Another weird guy! Great!

Step 18: Well that wasn't to hard waiT A MINUTE WHY IS HE KILLING HIMSELF?!

Step 19: Well, I've got the last piece, time to finish the game!

Step 20: you are a terrible person

They broke the game by adding snowballs. 10/10

I suck at this game but it still brings my rage-quitting ass back. 10/10 would rage again.