Recent reviews by Rowan from Roswell

accidentally bought. accidentally kept playing. accidentally took constantinople instanbul. accidentally became an absolute monarchy. accidentally invaded the balkans. accidentally took egypt. accidentally beat the hungarians to death. and the austrians. and the castillians. and the english. and the russians. and the french. and the polish. and the mamlukians. and the portuguese. and the indians. and the pope. beat him up and took rome. take that you catholic scum. would recommend.

in any normal case i wouldn't play this buggy piece of crap. found a hat though. might continue playing

it's okay might drop soon

Play this game.
I can guarantee that, so long as you don't mind inappropriate language, you'll have a lot of fun. You will get mad (probably) at the people, but the majority of the time you'll just laugh over it. Ever wanted to destroy everyone and get to the exit- just to be killed when an entire team of enemies spawns two feet from you? Ever wanted to convince your enemies to not kill you? Ever wanted to win an entire game because your entire team is too stupid or new to know what they're doing? Ever wanted to wait through 20 rounds to be an SCP, but only getting Facility Guard or D-Class? Ever wanted to break friendships and trust? Play this game. It is fun.
A few tips:
DON'T BE A ♥♥♥♥
DON'T TEAMKILL WITHOUT PERMISSION
And the greatest one of all-


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