They sell everything here.

That's what I'm trying to tell you. Pawnshops are like international waters. People come in, and they just trade stuff, you know what I mean? Anything goes here.

We can get whatever we want, all right?

Let's pick this bad boy up.

sh*t, that's awesome.

All right, good.

So you're sure we'll have enough money for this and the wedding dress, right?

Oh, I see where you're going with this now.

Sew me into the couch.

Sew you into the couch? What are you saying?

Yeah. That's what I do at home all the time- hide in the couch. It's a great hiding place. I catch Charlie pounding off all the time.

"Pounding off"? Where do you get these terms?

Why do you wanna catch Charlie mastսrbat¡ng? No, I don't care!

If you do not get my sister her stories and a new room as soon as possible, then I will come down on this hospital like the hammer of Thor. The thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors like the dust of a thousand winds!

Dude… eat my boogers!

Official resumé of Mac and Charlie:

- Work experience: Paddy's Pub management
Duties:
- Ordering supplies and taking care of business
- Business coordinator for several years

- For several years, I've been in complete charge of pretty much everything in my life

I'm gonna have the snapper. And I'm gonna buy one for the strange
man behind me who I've never met.

Gentlemen, I hate to inform you two... strangers here that we are out of snapper. We had some issues with our local supplier, so we are completely out of fish today.

How do you not have fish?! It says "Fresh fish daily" on the menu.

Well, I just explained it. I went step by step.

But how come you don't have it? It's on the menu! You have no snapper?!

There's a sequence of events...

It says right here snapper...