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I remember when life had whimsy. When things were fun. When you could go traipse about in a field of sunshine and flowers and find absolutely nothing wrong with the world. This game? Not that. If eating broken glass were a sport? This game would be second on my list of things I would like to do on my free time. Y'know that scene in star wars where Luke and Han are about to be roasted and eaten by Ewoks? Preferable to another minute in this game. The amount of times I have been ragdolled into the oncoming shot of a factory strider are simply too many to count.

"Oh but it's fun, it's part of the game, you die a bunch."

Grow up. Get real. Be honest. If you like getting your balls stepped on, that's your business and you will probably find yourself enjoying this. For the rest of us who are well-adjusted socially? Not so much. Do yourself a favor and skip this one. The amount of times I have played this game and would have rather been throating a lit tikki torch is innumerable.

You like it? Get a grip.

TL;DR: Gamer crashes the ♥♥♥♥ out after dying one too many times on level 10. Skill issue. Hope you giggled.

Silverstuck

An artistic masterpiece that is second only to the likes of The Last of Us and other games of that caliber. Whether you're here for the story mode or the rigid survive-till-you-die modes you'll have an amazing time that will make you feel cold and alone in even the warmest of rooms.
Also this game put me on First Aid Kit so bonus points for that.

I have wasted 71 hours of my life playing this wretched, bot filled piece of ♥♥♥♥. 10/10 would recommend

Amogus sussy baka in my head

I literally have never had a more enjoyable experience than when playing Rimworld.

It's alright ig

The best Fallout game by far