såklart det är en dansk tunneler

+rep +rep rly good

wow dwaddy and they say shakespeare is dead what a happy ending

kwitten(yuji) you gonna make dwaddy(me) angry dont talk back! he yells *takes off my white wifebeater shirt off* you can smell hes been drinking agian you say no dwaddy dont hit me again. I slap my big belly *SLAP* i laugh Bwahaha! Im not gonna hit you pwinsess but dwaddy gonna have to punish you *takes out my comically large spoon* you start trembleing with fear pls dwaddy dont but I dont listen as I hit you with my big spoon i start to think what is happning what am doing this is not me kwitten(yuji) im sorry im a feminist i would never do something like pls forgive me kwitten(yuji) with tears in your eyes you say dwaddy(me ofc) its okay i forgive you and they lived happily ever after... The end *sound of book closeing*

no my belly is flat and small sorry bout that brother that meat is prob sum kabanos

*slaps my meat on the table* yuji gasps is that for me *♥♥♥♥ starts driping on the floor* lick that up you filthy chud, yuji slurps it down real good. yuji says mmmm my belly is big and full...