Recent reviews by Commando Cat 🐈

Queue Desert Strike theme! 😍😍😍

Loving this game! Brought back memories of the old Strike series! I think the quirkiness of being able to pick up enemy troops/vehicles/rocks with your rope only makes it more fun and unlocks new ways to play the game!

It's not a really big issue, but I they should have an option to select the old classic controls where UP was move forward and left and right were for turning.

Also maybe making weapon switch be customizable into 1, 2 and 3 would be nice (since for now the Hind has the most customizable missile loadout)

Great game honestly, nice visuals, nice sounds, nice realism,

However as of today, enemy AI is still WAYYY too OP, being able to spot you through thick rain and trees just by seeing a pixel of you appear in their view. Even vehicles and infantry AT weapons without laser rangefinders can somehow immediately fire a shot exactly at your range even while being suppressed with Coax and HE rounds.

The game is only playable if you use vehicles that have thermal sights to spot every single target while creeping forward at 1km/h.

WHY SKIRMISH WITH AI ONLY IS ONLINE?!?!

Still buggy. Good premise and looking forward to it being not buggy but cannot recommend as of now.

Game always goes not responding at 0:56 in the pick hero phase. Nothing i've tried has helped.

There we go. Going back downhill.

Empty promises, balances that make total nonsense, content that feels like they didn't even beta test them (although they said their 60 day plan and all that crap that followed would include a live playtest server), ghosting content creators, and now, game performance and optimization that's getting so bad, it's causing player's PCs (INCLUDING MINE BTW) to hard-lock during normal gameplay, and for some, even causing broken components (luckily my PC's fine SO FAR).

Instead of fixing them, still churning out warbonds and content every month, which add NEW OPTIMIZATION PROBLEMS to the game WITHOUT fixing the old ones. Even though they promised they will fix bugs and optimize the game.

Sigh. I really want to support this game so much. I do. But nope. Back to negative for me.

Seriously Arrowhead. Helldivers isn't ARMA. It isn't BF or COD. This is a PvE game. It should be fun to play, even if it's slightly hilarious or unrealistic. Adding enemies with no weakspots/counters isn't fun. it's annoying and it's frustrating. It doesn't give me any satisfaction at all when I kill them because I don't get rewarded for "smart" gameplay. Balancing weapons into the ground isn't fun. It was going well at one point, and now it's going back downhill. You remove spread and add sway. That's worse. Half of the time, you are pulling back while firing at the enemies. Now you can't do that effectively.

What does your box art say? What was it now... Spread democracy with overpowered weapons? Where are these weapons?

Mech suits that were available in the base Helldiver 1 game, now locked behind paywall? LOLOLOL.
Turrets are next to useless now. LOL.

*Hell march plays in 4K*

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Please. You are not ARMA. Stop trying to be that game.

Roll back ICO.

Edit: LOLOL and now you try to fix the problem of armor in ICO by making arming distance of all AT 10meters (with NLAW at 20meters)? Including the SMAW/MAAWS/Carl Gustav/RPG-29/ LOLOLOL oh gawd please.

On one hand you wanna make Squad "realistic".
On the other hand you make Squad so unrealistic LOLOL.

EDIT v7.0
I can't join 95% of servers now. LOL. Just get stuck at running man or stuck staring at the radio on the screen before it says server is full.

EDIT v7.1
Server browser is still a piece of ♥♥♥♥. LOL. 0 ping servers? Yeah right LOL.

EDIT v7.2
Crashing alot now with 7.2 Also absolutely cucked voting system. Imagine Armored faction vs logistics LOLOL.

New gun recoil mechanic is honestly ♥♥♥♥. Sometimes my guns haven't even fired and my gun recoil is at -100% accuracy. Have uninstalled the game until they decide to do something actually sensible. Don't recommend you buy it as well. Patches like every few days.

Another one of those mobile ports to PC that just want you to pay for weapons and supplies.