who are you

sign by Skyy ! <3

A bot in person

hoss

Signed by memory

top en hoops! con el es victoria asegurada.

signed by caarrlitos

remember when we used to play RL and X3 Team

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

u stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥slave...

This profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese-filipino-mexicunt hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra porn naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. Im also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog with cat penis of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper sonic death whos in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me,assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian

Kreed is mad because I hardcore obliterated him in ranked fyi.

so bad

little kid toxic, mute and enjoy

how long did u have to wait for you to be able to add friends again? it's been well over a week by now and i still can't

signed by KupeR xD

I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

ur bad and mad

unfortunate waste of oxigen 10/10 would cheat again

I hope you stub your toe so hard into your stairs, creating the most intense pain you have ever felt you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you wouldn't do ♥♥♥♥ to me in a fight, you actual degenerate cucklord.
PS If dont want to understand your broken retarded cubby tounge ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ language go ♥♥♥♥ yourself you little garbage human being.a

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up i nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where i can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks in disgust as leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where i live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare her, so the doctor gets me off and its covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rocket League tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

I just can't stand the RL community man especially the 12 year old children that have ♥♥♥♥ing Gfuel and wear obey hats and say "swag" and "bruh" just that ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥ and they just sit around watching Faze all day okay I'm just stereotyping now but you get the idea these kids are so ♥♥♥♥ing annoying they scream into their mic everytime you don't do something "right", they say "oh you ♥♥♥♥ing suck bruh I'm gonna hack you bruh" and all that. Then there are the fully grown men that act like children. These ♥♥♥♥ing cucks are the worst of the fanbase, they can go from acting normal to acting like a spoiled brat having a tantrum.

yo just want to let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the ♥♥♥♥ing concrete, and i strangle the life out of you, pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol. well, not before forcing you to watch their beloved ones die in front of you. dumb rawket leggin main

yes, you are. =_=

Nice to meet you too, Barry.

Wow... barry, nice to meet you! My name is... Barry.

Haha, you’re my time remnant :D

+rep good trader!

It's your boy Me(r)tzy.

i wasnt talking to you when i said you suck i ment them you played great

Signed by Gambit

Signed by Woofless ^-^

Signed by vel :)

Signed by PhantomACE!

Signed by the one and only.

Signed by Vince :D

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Signed by Pwndx :D

Signed by Scrub Killa <3

Looking for Team!

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep

add me I'd like to talk to you :D

I have 3 octane zsr, add for trade

+rep a good friend and a nice guy

+rep nice bro

+rep didn't attempt to scam me even when I tried to make him attempt lol, good trader, no negotiations and go to done and over with haha

+rep good middleman

+rep has big ♥♥♥♥

+rep good trader