Walked into my local rock climbing gym and found this man eating handfuls of chalk. I asked him what he was doing and he laughed, said watch this, and threw himself a wall and stuck to it like Velcro. I asked him what route he was doing. He said all of them. Through sheer force of will, he pried everything but his feet free and walked straight up a forty foot tall wall, laughing like a madman all the while. It was at this point that I started openly weeping. I asked why, why would he do this. He said "Because I'm da Radio Reaper, baybee"

the missile is very tired. he is eepy. the missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a small sleep. he eeby and neebies to sleebie. mibsile sleepy and need bed by time. the missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleehjy little guy and needs to go to beb. he is retired and needs to slep. just a little sleejing time as a treat. mibsilelelele neebs to slek for twired boyo. just a lil guy. mibsipaleebeelee needs his beaty sleep. look at him go! he yawn bib cause he skeegy. neebs to falafel asleep. ni ni time. goodnight, mr the missile.

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Happy New Year

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Oh shi- They found me.