Do you want to be a ninja?
Do you want to be a space ninja?
Do you want to be a space ninja with a rocket launcher?
Do you want to be a space ninja with a rocket launcher and can go invisible?
Do you want to be a space ninja with a rocket launcher and can go invisible and can throw shurikens?
Do you want to be a space ninja with a rocket launcher and can go invisible and can throw shurikens and have a pocket shotgun?
Do you want to be a space ninja with a rocket launcher and can go invisible and can throw shurikens and have a pocket shotgun and have a dog that kills things for you?
Do you want to be a space ninja with a rocket launcher and can go invisible and can throw shurikens and have a pocket shotgun and have a dog that kills things for you and be able to travel through space with wings while shooting ♥♥♥♥ with a giant railgun?
If you answered yes to any of this, play Warframe.
No, actually. Just play Warframe. Regardless of what you answered yes or no to. Just play it. Now.