Stumbling home drunk from a party

Stop by a tree to take a leak

As I whip out my ♥♥♥♥ a mosquito lands on it and starts sucking it

Instant raging bonar from thought of someone sucking my knob

Mosquito flicking explodes from the blood bursting into my mighty sword

Basically got laid

You farted in the grocery store yesterday. You were the thick brunette with the furry boots that farted in the bread section last night. I was the light brown hair with the dad body next to you who asked, "Was that you?" You quickly responded, "No it wasn't me!" And seemed annoyed that I asked. As the stink grew & permeated my mask you continued to deny it, but it was totally you. I tried to get rid of the stink by waving two loaves of Italian bread around. You stormed off with an attitude. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a man.. Its great weather & I would love to meet up.

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Last night, I dreamt that a baby started peeing on me and instead of dodging it and wiping it off, I just stood there and turned in slow circles to get fully saturated.

Sometimes🤑i get a little freaky at night😈 so i tiptoe out of my house without getting caught 😼and then i sneak up to one of the nearby graveyards🤫and start digging up the graves until the corpses are bare to broad moonlight and then i start urinating on them😳to relieve myself and then reburry the corpses again as if nothing happened

If your cream is too thick for your liking, you can always stir a little bit of the thin liquid back into your cream, until it reaches your desired consistency

@MuscleBryan
11 days ago
2:25 😭😍🔥🔥🎸💯💪 I'M 😭😱SCREAMING! 😱♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! That Was SO 🤩AMAZING AND 🤯🔥💯💪EPIC!!! I Heard It FIRST TIME EVER This Week At The 🏋️‍♂️Gym As I Work Out HEAVY On The 🏋️‍♂️Bench Press, I Was Finishing My Whole Work Out Ready To Leave The Gym And I Was Like HELL Yeah! "You Will Feel No Pain Anymore" Yeah Baby! Since I'm Getting 💪🏋️‍♂️Stronger At The Gym! 👌Perfect Timing! Hahaha! I'm DOWNLOADING This DOPE Music! The Video Is Next Level, I Am DEEPLY In LOVE With EVERYTHING About THIS Special Song, The Message, The Rhythm, THANK YOU MUSE! YOU DID IT AGAIN! MY FAVORITE SONG ALONG WITH MADNESS! You Will Feel No Pain Anymore, We Just Need Your Compliance! 3:20 😍😭😭💯🔥🔥🔥💪 OH!... FEAR IS CONTROLLING YOU... WOW! SO POWERFUL! 🔥🔥🔥💯🎸😍🪩😭😭💪🦍🏋️‍♂️🕺

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saya suka kontol

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On behalf of the flight crew, let me welcome you aboard Muse Flight 1647 to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN1OtIJu_Bk with continuing service to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMqsWc8muj8 . We should touch Compliance
We just need your compliance
You will feel no pain anymore
And no more defiance
We just need your compliance
Just give us your compliance
We won't let you feel lost anymore
No more self-reliance
Fall into line, you will do as you're told
No choice fatigue, your blood is running cold
We lose control, the world will fall apart
Love of your life will mend your broken heart
Life lived in fear, you need protection
You're all alone, too much rejection
We have what you need, just reach out and touch
We can save you (we can save you)
We just need your compliance
We just need your compliance
You will feel no pain anymore
No more defiance
Just give us your compliance
Cover your tracks, we know what's best for you

This tattoo will serve as a reminder, especially on the hard days, that the special bonds I form with these cats and dogs will last a lifetime and that I was there when they needed someone the most! My heart is filled with love for each and every one of them!

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You ♥♥♥♥ with the wrong furries and you'll have an army of the most toxic, bullying furries hunting you 24/7

Also, its just childish. Furries are a fandom of self expression, we raise money for charity, we help the economy, we spark change and reform for both animals and humans. And we're supported by 5 finger death punch.

So grow the ♥♥♥♥ up. Leave furries alone And go back to your sad, pathetic, lives mastubating to anime characters that will never care for you.

if you are going to assault me just do it.

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.

Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

So yesterday, being horny & desperate, I decided it was a brilliant idea to get sucked off by the vacuum.Attempt 1: I grabbed my vacuum cleaner & pulled down my pants... & realized the vacuum cleaner's pipe was too narrow.Attempt 2: I wasn't defeated so easily. I knew I had to widen the diameter of the vacuum cleaner. So I grabbed an old coke can - cut off the end without an opening & attached it to the vacuum. The suction would conveniently hold it in place. There was only one problem, aluminium is sharp as f***.Attempt 3: Making aluminium less sharp is not an easy task. I tried wrapping it in a plastic bag, but bits of aluminium would still poke through eventually. I finally decided to cut a sock in half & form one of the holes around the can - while the rest of the sock went into the can... Seemed to work.

how is the word clit not censored

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'Cause we've been driving so long
I can't remember how we got here
Or how we survived so long
I'm trying to run from our pride
'Til you set fire to my atmosphere
And I remember how I spent the twenty-third
Feeling six feet under
When I'm 30, 000 feet in the air
Chasing that sundown
So far East, I'm Westbound
Feeling like the edge of this world is near
But you'll feel better when you wake up
Swear to God I'll make up
Everything and more when I get back someday
This is more than just a phase, love
Shooting stars all break up
And even though it seems like half the world away
Things will be better in America
Heard the streets are gold there
Maybe I can fly you out this place someday
Chasing dreams like I'm on novocain

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People somethimes don't understand the pain of depression you know. I hate it. Girls, when men say they're fine in a sad way they're not. thery're fight demons.

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC

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They come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.

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Ok so i got in the toilet and starts peeing alot, my pee smelled alot like white soup so i wanted to lick my pee since i was hungry but it would be dirty and haram to act on such behiavor, i follow god's wraith and way.

Anyways i drank it to my dog instead who did not believe in god 😊 After 10 minutes he was starting dancing on the floor and my mom called the vet, my pee was too strong for him

The W205 C-Class was launched at the 2014 North American International Auto Show. The new structure was significantly lighter using aluminium and high strength steel extensively throughout the body, resulting in a 100-kilogram (220 lb) weight decrease.[10] The Mercedes-Benz C-Class 205 chassis spawned four C-Class bodystyles; sedan (W205), wagon (S205), coupe (C205), and cabriolet (A205).

The car was officially unveiled on 16 December 2013.[11] W205 production commenced on 4 February 2014 at the Bremen plant.[12] Production was also undertaken at Mercedes-Benz plants in East London (South Africa), Iracemápolis (Brazil) and Tuscaloosa, Alabama (United States). European sales began in March 2014, while the vehicle went on sale in North America in September 2014.

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im having a pretty good life my grandpa pay me 3 dollars every time i finish 1 chore we were in the beach today i enjoyed it and got sun burns but not a lot and i don't have school for like a week i guess

遵守
我們只需要您的合規
你將不再感到疼痛
不再反抗
我們只需要您的合規
我們只需要您的合規
我們不會讓你再迷失
不再自力更生
遵守
我們只需要您的合規
你將不再感到疼痛
不再反抗
我們只需要您的合規
哦，恐懼控制著你
是時候放棄它了
向我們屈服（我們可以拯救你，拯救你）
給我們您的合規性

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[Verse: Lois Griffin]
It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies
And sex on T.V

[Bridge: Peter Griffin]
But where are those good old-fashioned values....

[Bridge: The Griffins]
On which we used to rely?!

[Chorus: All]
Lucky there's a family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...

[Fill: Stewie Griffin ]
Laugh and cry!

[Outro: All]
He's our Fam-ily Guyyy!

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}
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I'm blocking anyone with flag "🇺🇦" in their name or bio, the reason is because I feel like people are giving to much attention to this when Dreamsexuals have been struggling more for months, dreamsexuality is more important then this Ukraine thing, put "💚🖤🤍" instead.

Heel toe shifting is the method of matching both your car's engine revs to your car's wheel speed as you approach a corner to create a smooth downshift. You do this by placing your right foot across both the brake and accelerator pedals, thus having your toe on the brake and heel on the accelerator during the gear change. If done correctly then the whole process should take as little as 2 seconds and the car will be in the best gear for the fastest exit out of the corner. However, if done incorrectly you risk locking up the rear wheels and adding precious seconds onto lap times and in the most severe case, you could lose control of the back end and risk spinning out your vehicle.

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Feet. What else can I say? Absolutely marvelous. Stupendous. Utterly amazing, l'd say. The scale, the size, the shape all perfect. The perplexing scent may seem, to put it in the peasants' language, nasty, at first, but as you truly realize the beauty of feet, it grows on you. It's an incredible metaphor for life - even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated, and in a way, it improves said thing' even more. But the best part is, undoubtedly, the taste. Ohhhh, ahhhh... scrumptious! Splendid! Superb! If it were up to me, 'd lick them all day, every day From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe, as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface. The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first, but it's part of the experience, and soon enough you learn to love it, as you start feeling it permanently. It's all you can feel

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So how do I leave a server of close friends if I feel like there is a split between us and they exclude me commonly?