-rep idk who this guy is, he randomly messaged me asking me to invest in his new crypto "SlugCoin". He said I was the first person he messaged after he created it and that it was guaranteed to make us "dozens of dollars" when he pulled off the rug-pull of the century. he wanted me to invest like 20 dollars and I'd see profits upwards of 15 percent. then when I said I didn't feel comfortable with that he called me a "stink whistle" and sent me a DMCA notice for my steam profile of all things, claiming I was infringing on his copyright of "slaying mad cooch, autism style".

+rep this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gets drunk and won't shut the ♥♥♥♥ up

+rep very great static :)

-rep I found this page from a bumper sticker on an '86 Toyota Corolla. The guy drives like a maniac. He flew past me doing 75 on a residential street, and when I honked, he came to a screeching halt and stared at me through his side mirrors. After 5 minutes, he rolled down his window, stuck his head out, and screamed "DON'T BEEP AT ME! PLEASE DON'T!" with more tears than I've ever seen come out of someone before. I'm talking like someone hooked a faucet up to his tear ducts.

I apologized for honking but said speeding here is dangerous for kids. His demeanor changed like I threatened him. "K-k-kids? Don't let them see me! I got spanked last time." When I asked what he meant, he got angry. "Your windshield will eat my lunch!" Then he threw a half-eaten sleeve of saltines and a plastic water bottle full of olive brine at my windshield. Then he turned his stereo up to max volume, blasted Nickelback's "How You Remind Me," hurting his own ears, and sped off.

Weird guy.

+rep if you've ever read his blog "Eats on the Streets", you know this guy has the hookup on what time restaurants throw away their food waste for the day and which dumpsters have padlocks on them. I've had more free bagels since I found that site than I think I've ever had in my whole life! Seriously, this guy is so impressive, I once watched him pinpoint the exact moment a discarded carton of strawberry milk went bad. For reference: one hour and forty-three minutes in a closed dumpster during July, thirty-seven minutes in an open dumpster with direct exposure to the sun. When he poured it out it started to curdle mid-air and then, with a speed I've never seen before or since, he moved his mouth under the stream and caught it all and said "Yummy! Cottage cheese with a fruity twist!" So yeah, this dude is freakin' sweet! Check out his podcast too, "Here's the Deets on Street Eats"

-rep this man CANNOT laugh