Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the ♥♥♥♥” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

*sniff*, he's been here...

You got games on your phone?

If I go outside, if I go outside with all these powers and... Bruh if I start going outside (I got a nice body), Bruh if I start going outside it's over for all y'all. Like I'm telling y'all that's why my mom is tryna keep me in the house. She wants to keep me in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ crib all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ day. Cause she know that I got powers and she know that I'm gonna kill everybody. Like it's coming. I told her. I said I'm gon kill her. I told my mom I said I'm gon kill her. I told her she was worthless too. I told her I didn't care about her. I said I didn't like her. I said I didn't want her. I said I wanted her to die. My mom is a ♥♥♥♥♥ and she's ugly as ♥♥♥♥. But we ain't talking about her though. Like I said if I go outside I WILL destroy y'all. Y'all need to understand, outside is where I live at. If I start living outside I will kill all of y'all.

HALO is an allegory for Yugoslavia, in which Master Chief (Tito) fights an antagonist called the Covenant (Croats) with weird religious beliefs (Catholicism)

I'll even bake you home made lactation inducing biscuits to help you get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that you'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell you how delicious it is. I'll make you so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number you'll be carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on you, I would respond to you every beck and call and I would ♥♥♥ inside you again each time you ask for something. You would be so pregnant all the time that you would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Your spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after you can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into you. I would clone you purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside you after you run out of them.

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate you. Every day I would wake you up by coming in you and every night I would ♥♥♥ in you right before going to sleep, which I would do with my ♥♥♥♥ stuck inside you. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that you'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into you like an animal and slather you in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if you are already pregnant, I'll ♥♥♥♥ you while you're pregnant and you'll get double pregnant. I'll fill you with so much ♥♥♥ every day that you'll look pregnant even when you aren't (which you'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make you as fertile as possible. I'd give you fertility drugs, I'd give you uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let you go 5 hours without at least one spastic orgasm.

dude dont +1 my girl or ill ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ derez you like in tron dude (that movie was dope) i love daft punk theyre so cool and hip robots lol! be lucky haha up all night to be lucky

dietz nuts

Damn

amogus amogus

sussy

Pink why are you such a sussy baka

yes

JoSosH

*sniffs, smells like children*

It's doom

Is this hell

ok

yes

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