THE CURRENT SITUATION WITH HALF-LIFE 3 (HLX)
HLX IS NOT CANCELLED. THEY HAVE ASCENDED IT TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE.

According to the newest insider leak from a source who once saw Gabe Newell’s yacht through binoculars, Valve has decided that Half-Life 3 is no longer a video game. Instead, it is being reworked into a quantum event that will only become observable once every Steam user simultaneously thinks about crowbars.

Much like Half-Life: Alyx, where Valve reportedly changed parts of the story late in development, they are now reportedly changing all aspects of HLX, including the gameplay, story, engine, platform, release date, and physical relationship with time itself.

Stay strong. We are closer than ever.

THE CURRENT SITUATION WITH HALF-LIFE 3 (HLX)
HLX IS NOT CANCELLED. THEY HAVE ASCENDED IT TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE.

According to the newest insider leak from a source who once saw Gabe Newell’s yacht through binoculars, Valve has decided that Half-Life 3 is no longer a video game. Instead, it is being reworked into a quantum event that will only become observable once every Steam user simultaneously thinks about crowbars.

Much like Half-Life: Alyx, where Valve reportedly changed parts of the story late in development, they are now reportedly changing all aspects of HLX, including the gameplay, story, engine, platform, release date, and physical relationship with time itself.

Stay strong. We are closer than ever.