Recent reviews by AssVinegar

WHY THE ACTUAL ♥♥♥♥ AREN'T I ALLOWED TO CHANGE MY KEY BINDS ON CONTROLLER??!?

where's the game? :(

Fast fun, faster funner. (this game is faster)

I'm bad at writing and reviewing, so I'll just say this: this game is like a speed-demon's wet dream 75% of the time, and a moderately fast-paced experience the other 25%. if you don't like like it (somehow?), just refund it ig. (there's more to say about this game, but again, I'm bad at writing and reviewing)


also, If you've ever used the grappling hook on scout in tf2, this if sort of like that, but without air-strafing, but it makes up for it with unlimited speed and a faster hook.

It's ok for micspam in tf2. not great but it works. DO NOT HAVE ANY AUDIO ON YOUR COMPUTER OR THE PROGRAM WILL PLAY IT IN THE MICROPHONE (i found out the painful, painful way :((( ) 😭💀

pootis. piss. sandvich. needadispensahere. ka-boom! and moar. is nice.
is mostly fun gaem. despite a lot of weapons being kinda cancer

There's only one good 2fort. -bad
There's at least one good 2fort. -good
Most of the hats from the last ten years are ugly. -bad
Some of the hats from before that are petty good- good
The game's addictive. -bad or good depending on preference
It made me want to kill myself, in a good way. -good
It made me want to kill myself, in a bad way. -bad
Cool movement. -good
I suck at the game. -bad
Amazing artsy design ♥♥♥♥. everything's so readable and intuitive and moar. -good
Y'know how weapons used to have a bit more of a gun metal look to them rather than the "modern" slightly plastic look? yeah that's ugly. -bad
Lotsa modding potential. -good
roket yumping coolest thing of all time i lobe rokets yumpig it s so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gcool i sux at it tho T^T. -good
There's possible to make the game run well on old ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pc's (liek mine) with in-game settings. -good
erm, somethign moer im prtty sure. erm, i forgort tho. -good?


more than one out of something 2forts, would recommend.