Recent reviews by OneCarb

One of the best games of all time. If not for the bots.

#FixTF2

I bought it for half off but it's worth more than it's full price.

Comparing this game and the other game people keep comparing it to is completely one sided. In fact, they shouldn't be compared. That's an insult to this game. BTW, this game is definately worth every pennie of the $9.99.

I don't own this game... I don't even have any memory of ever playing it. Why am I able to write a review for it?

To get money, I left the game on for the night. Before doing so, I had hired a new janitor and a new mechanic. By the morning, I had twelve thousand dollars. IN DEBT. And one of my roller coasters crashed.
I quit without saving.

But still... Why can you charge people to go to the bathroom? Thats just wrong. Its like the customer is puting their money down the toilet *COUGHCOUGHBADPUNCOUGH*

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Ok. That part above is just for kicks. I love this game. I love the first game. I really enjoyed the third game. This entire series is worth $21 for all of the memories that it has given me.
Here are some Pro's and Con's

Pros
-Making your own rollercoasters
-Having people love said rollercoasters
-Making prices go up and nobody cares
-Nostalgia
-The strategy
-The problem-solve theme
-Naming somebody "make me sick"
-You can drown people

Cons
-No story (this is not required for a hardcore sandbox game but still.)
-The customers are wimps (just like me. I do not like rollercoasters very much.)
-Some customers (almost all) will complain about something.
-Long lines are DEATH to costomers

in all, I love this game.

This game is worth every pennie that you will spend on it. Whether you buy it on any random sale which almost garantees to be like $5 or less, or for the normal $15. I've enjoyed this great game for around 6 years. For your convenience, here's a pro-con list thingy.

PROS:
-Great animation
-Great art style
-Great supply of different characters
-Great gameplay
-Interesting story
-Hilarious ending
-Good humor
-Great multiplayer (Unless playing online pvp vs. someone with Rammy)
-INSANE MODE IS INSANE (hense the Insane Mode name.)

CONS:
-The characters are only different in their magic attacks and texture
-Hardly very much replayability. The game's a bit short and it loses it's spark after too long.

Well I totally recomend this game and everything.

10/10 penguins and weasels.