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He missed every shot, blamed the weather, and asked how to reload mid-round. Twice.
Called out “behind you” 12 seconds late, then screamed “lag” after getting 1-tapped standing still in an open field.
Bought a Negev round 2 and said it was “a strategic investment.” We were on pistol round.
Ended the match 2–19–0. One of the kills was a team flash accident.
GG bro, never queue with me again.
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