HeJuice
New Zealand
Currently Offline
Recent Activity
245 hrs on record
last played on 15 Apr
11.2 hrs on record
last played on 5 Mar
2 hrs on record
last played on 21 Feb
Comments
Falcolus 3 Jun, 2025 @ 12:37am 
Genuinely thought he was a bot until he started typing.
He missed every shot, blamed the weather, and asked how to reload mid-round. Twice.

Called out “behind you” 12 seconds late, then screamed “lag” after getting 1-tapped standing still in an open field.
Bought a Negev round 2 and said it was “a strategic investment.” We were on pistol round.

Ended the match 2–19–0. One of the kills was a team flash accident.
GG bro, never queue with me again.
Falcolus 5 May, 2025 @ 1:24am 
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Falcolus 5 May, 2025 @ 12:54am 
CHEATER CANT EVEN PLAY TO WIN HAS TO CHEAT LOSER
Lazy_scrotus 20 Aug, 2024 @ 11:54pm 
vac ban on record .
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never the problem 17 Feb, 2016 @ 4:19am 
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