Recent reviews by MIDGET HATER

This game is great in alpha! there so much to do and explore within this game! cant wait to see whats next.

Yes crashy crashy smashy smashy

This game is amazing. You can sit and watch a video while conquring the world through either through marrying or war. While there is a lot of DLC I reccomend buying the ones that contain mainly content and not facial portraits. If I have to say one bad thing about this game. Like every paradox game there is a huge learning curve. To get good at the game you must put in time.

I beat this game in under 2 hours I mean I guess its interseting but theres like no replay value if it was longer I wouldve kept it but i ultimatly ended up returning it

Honestly this game is great and you really should buy it lol

Spend hours creating a nice and happy town. Some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ forgot to bring in a basket of corn, Many people just stop. Eventually whole town caves in on itself. Played it for this long. Still no acheivements



10/10 Would waste this much time for no achivements. Mods are great (They disable Acheivements tho). Game's pretty good just vanilla too.

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Look i am just going to say this flat out, the game is from 2006. It does have some AI problem but they are easy to fix. It gets a little getting used to but it is very much worth the 10$ you are paying for it

This does not even load, the screen goes grey and crashes

I can beat someone to death with a giant dildo 'nuff said