Recent reviews by TesseREKT

Played ~10 hours a day for the first week of quarantine until my laptop overheated and died. 10/10.

"Vladmir, am wantings new game to play"
"Have I gottings game for you! Is set right here in Moskau!"
"Ah, so can seeings beautiful St Basil's cathedral?"
"Uh.. nyet"
"Can into glorious Russian art?"
"Nyet..."
"Why would I likings game then?"
"You can killings monsters and Nazi's in destroyed Metro!"
"Am havings gas mask?"
"Da, even have to find filters to not choke on poisonous air!"
"Oh Sergei, you know me too well"

Find me another game where you can blow a midget's legs off with a shotgun that shoots rockets, I dare you.

The most online multiplayer fun available. Plus it's now free to play, so you really don't have an excuse.