+rep laughing at name made me sick

Anthony Fantano: Hey MC Ride
MC Ride: Hey man. I have something for you Anthony Fantano.
Anthony Fantano: Hmmm
MC Ride: Just don't tell Cal, don't tell Cal about this.
Anthony Fantano: It's okay MC Ride.
*TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE*
Anthony Fantano: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
*Slow fade in of DAMN with a look of 7 on its face*

Crossbreed Priscilla: Hey Jeremiah
King Jeremiah: Hey man. I have something for you Priscilla.
Crossbreed Priscilla: Hmmm
King Jeremiah: Just don't tell the chosen undead, don't tell the chosen undead about this.
Crossbreed Priscilla: It's okay Jeremiah.
*Jeremiah punches Priscilla off a ledge causing her to fall to her death*
Crossbreed Priscilla: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
*Slow fade in of Chosen Undead staring longingly and remorsefully at their fallen Waifu*

Ornstein: Hey Smoughma
Smough: Hey man. I have something for you Ornstein.
Ornstein: Hmmm
Smough: Just don't tell Gwynevere, don't tell Gwynevere about this.
Ornstein: It's okay Smough
*Smough kills Ornstein and absorbs his power*
Ornstein: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
*Slow fade in of Gwynevere looking sorrowfully and longingly at Ornstein as he dies*

Griffith: Hey Guts
Guts: Hey man. I have something for you Griffith.
Griffith: Hmmm
Guts: Justdon't tell the god hand, don't tell the god hand about this.
Griffith: it's okay Guts.
*Guts kills Griffith*
Griffith: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Slow fade in of the god hand looking longingly and sorrowfully at Griffith as he dies*

payMY NAME IS CAPTAIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2: the heisMY NAME IS CAPTAIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Heist: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Difficulty: One MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Briefing: alright gang, MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. SOMETIMES I PEE IN THE SINK AND PRETEND IT IS MY MOTHER'S MOUTH.

Payout: $MYN,AME,ISC,APT,AIN,DIC,KHE.AD

Bind'oh of IsBART: Rebirth

End Boss of D'oh stage

HP: 01000100 00100111 01101111 01101000
D'ohmage output: D'oh

Moves: I am going to strangle you to death, I am going to strangle you to death, I am going to strangle you to death (When below 50% D'oh)

Quotes: "Why you little."
"Hmmm, donut."
"D'oh."

Trivia: Edmund McMillain made this boss to symbolise when Homer finds out that Bart ate all the donuts so he strangled him to death.

The boss was originally Yellow like the chinese but changed to Yellow like the Homer Simpsons instead.

D'oh

*Demolition D+ runs to the exit where Jim, several BLM protestors and Yakuub the big headed scientist are gathered*
Mister Metokur: Uh, you're not allowed to come in here. This is a black only zone, and we don't need you or your evil white nazi skin anywhere near us.
DemolitionD+: Can I still watch the Yuri?
Mister Metokur: No, the trap porn rises.

*Mister Metokur escapes youtube headquarters inside the ancient flying pyramids the black egyptians invented eons ago, along with his peaceful protestors as they burn down the building with all the employees and demo still inside.*

Youtube: Was memeing trump into office part of your plan.
Mister Metokur: Of course. We're gonna make anime real again, but Demo can't make any more videos, or it might appear that he's calling Anime fictional. And that's highly transphobic.
Demolition D+: Nothing! I uploaded nothing!
Youtube: Well congratulations, you got LITERALLY HITLER into office. Now what's the next step of your master plan?
*Deviant art accounts begin to swarm the site*
Mister Metokur: Why, that would be me flooding this site with insufferable autists and Black Lives Matter supporters...
*Grenade of peace gets hurled through youtube offices*
Black Protestor: DAS RITE
Mister Metokur: ... with no survivors.
*flings diaper fur porn at youtube staff, forcing them onto the ground in pain*

Youtube: Tell me about Jim, why does he delete his accounts?
Youtube: Lotta loyalty for a 12 year old on deviant art.
???: Well, perhaps he's wondering, why someone would ban a 12 year old, who jacks off to baby fur on the internet.
Youtube: At least you upload, who are you?
Youtube: *lifts off ???'s mask revealing Jim*
Mister Metokur: ... or maybe he's more into giantess vore, I really couldn't tell you.
Youtube: If I delete your account, would you die?
Mister Metokur: Well ♥♥♥♥, it would be extremely painful.
Youtube: You're a popular youtuber
Mister Metokur: I was talking about you.

Youtube: The upload schedule, I just filed, with the agency lists; Me, my youtube heroes, and Douchebagchocolat here. But only one of you.
*Raises copyright claim*
Youtube: first one to talk gets to stay on my website.
Youtube: Who paid you to talk ♥♥♥♥ about the far left?
Youtube: *bans account*
Youtube: He didn't upload so frequent, who wants to try next?

Youtube: Douchebagchocolat, I'm Youtube.
♥♥♥♥♥♥: He wasn't alone.
Youtube: Uh, you don't get to revive alt accounts.
Demolition D: They're not my alt accounts
♥♥♥♥♥♥: They work for the Aristocrat, the one who raises awareness of black power.
Youtube: Jim...
Youtube: Get 'em uploading, I'll call it in.

NarutoFan72 slammed his hands together into the shape of a penis and began mumbling "Sharingan no jutsu" over and over again. Detective Suzumiya began screaming angrily too, One guy who lost his eyes started screaming but it was probably because he was in pain and not because he was trying to help and Haruhi Suzumiya began masturbating really hard by slamming her clitoris against the table. All this combined noise... Super Santa God Super Santa couldn't take it.

They were going to win! They could finally bring out the files showing the years of corruption and deception in the government and show them to the public! They could finally prove how anime is controlling the masses.

All these thoughts dissipated in NarutoFan72's head as a green light and evergrowing sound of "WOOWOOWOOWOOOWOOOOOWOWOWOWOWOWOO" began approaching him really fast.

A few of the more naive robbers emptied their chambers into him, only to watch his fat folds jiggle and slowly consume the ammunition. As they backed down, Guts stepped away from his drill and pulled out a sword.
No, it was too big to be called a sword. More like a large hunk of iron.

He swung it into Super Santa God Super Santa and watched as his dragonslayer got absorbed into his mass, "HO! HO! HO!"

Guts grimaced and looked him dead in the eyes, "♥♥♥♥ you, I'm human ,the real deal , right down to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ marrow of my bones. Don't lump me together with you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass monsters."

With one swift motion, Super Santa God Super Santa jiggled his belly and sent a barrage of shurikens flying into the other robbers. Guts stood strong and began shouting really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loudly. Chief of Police Jeremiah Guttwald watched in horror as the ultimate technique began to unfold before him. Not wanting to be outdone he began screaming too.

Loud clanking filled the halls of the station. No doubt they'd sent in Bulldozers. But NarutoFan72 sensed something worse. Something... evil. He sent Raisin Bran to investigate, a fire-fight inevitably broke out, but they'd come prepared with high caliber weapons to eliminate the bulldozers. After a few audible shoot outs, they heard it. Clear as day.

The poor man's screams accompanied by a deep "HO HO HO!" with the faintest sound of mechanical wirring and tearing.

Only when he entered the doorway did NarutoFan72 want to believe it. It was big, fat, hairy, and had 8 katanas celotaped to him.

The sick ♥♥♥♥♥ had sent Super Santa God Super Santa to take them out.

Nobody was getting out of this job alive.

The drilling seemed like forever. The men were extremely nervous, but regardless, Detective Suzimiya had undone her bindings. But then what? She wouldn't survive a shootout and innocents could be harmed if she tried. She just had to wait for some kind of deus ex Machina.

"WE HAVE REINFORCEMENTS, GIVE UP THE HOSTAGES AND EMERGE WITH YOUR HANDS UP!" a grainy voice pierced the drilling aided by a megaphone. The one known as Raisin Bran grabbed a megaphone and shouted back "Tt-t-t-ry us! We're armed ppppigs!"

Officer SweatyBalls sighed and shook his head, "They just never want it to go the easy way, do they Jenkins?" jenkins shook his head, he sure had a nice ass thought officer sweaty balls, "Alright then cupcake, send him in." Jenkins looked nervous and uncertain, "Do it or i'll fill your ass!" he scampered off and began what could only be described as hell on earth for those unlucky bastards in the station.

Several men in business suits wearing masks of Naruto and one of that nose thing from Berserk had entered the interrogation room, firearms raised and pointed at her. She dropped her gun and raised her hands. "Good, Raisin Bran, book her." a man wearing a mask of the sun from the cereal box for two scoops bound the sisters' hands with thick wire. As this happened, the rest of the police force were ushered into the room, hands all bound, and commanded to sit down on the ground.

"We don't have much time, Guts get the drill." a hulking man lifted a makeshift industrial drill into the cramped room and began setting it up around the hidden area where the police keep all their secrets. "It's pronounced gattsu." he mumbled before the whirring of the drill drowned out his voice. "Oh, and another thing." NarutoFan72 turned to the captive audience before him, "I tickle your butts whilst you're asleep."

She pulled it away, completely tomatifying and nervously looking at her sister. She was giggling and licking her lips seductively. How could she embarass her like this at her own work?
"Oh come on Sis, you used to love it when I licked you." her grin painted a mix of passion and taunting. "Don't you want to... " she crawled onto the table and moved on all fours like a cat on the prowl, "... relive the glory days?" They were both fixated on one another, maybe for all the wrong reasons.

But this lapse in attention would be their downfall. NarutoFan72 slipped on the clown mask and immediately knocked out Detective ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with his glock. "ALRIGHT DOWN ON THE GROUND, THIS IS A ROBBERY!" Harhuhi knelt on the table and put her hands up, detective Suzumiya began to reach for her pistol until a click made her freeze, "DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOVE!"

"It's him! The bum tickler has returned!" screamed the man. It was none other than NarutoFan72, running with both arms flailing behind him donned in a retardedly bright orange jumpsuit and flight goggles, topped off with what looked like a nappy on his head.
Detective ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laughed to himself, "NarutoFan72's tickling people's butts again..."
NarutoFan72 stopped, gritted his teeth and tried to repress tears "IT'S NOT ME..."

Ignoring him, Detective Suzumiya turned back to her sister, "Listen, Haruhi, I'm not gonna expend police efforts to get your child porn back." Haruhi smiled and placed a hand tentatively over her sister's. She leaned in close and began to whisper in a sultry tone, "Oh, don't you remember our holidays as kids, Haruhi? When we dressed up in dad's suits... and..." she shoved a hand over her sister's mouth to silence her. She tried to speak when she felt her
hand being licked...

Haruhi looked her twin sister in the eyes, a cold, steely resolve was returned. "We need to stop those guys who took my hard drive." she raised an eyebrow. Could her sister have actually managed to find out who the milkman was and stored the evidence on her hard drive? Could she have done it?

Suspicion hit her like a tsunami when she remembered who she was talking about, "Is it just child porn?" Haruhi slammed her fist on the desk, "It's called LOLI! IT'S NOT CHILD PORN." escaped her through gritted teeth. Detective Suzimiya was about ready to call off the detective meeting when the door flew open and a man with an elongated nose burst through...

Part 1/???

Haruhi fell to her knees, unable to comprehend the otherworldly meme. This was beyond anybody's comprehension. She watched in agony as the hard drive was ripped from her computer and chewed vigorously by the archer. He laughed once more and announced, "My client will pay good money for this. Besides, child porn powers me. The more I eat, the more powerful I become."

Haruhi groaned, "... it's not child porn... it's 2D... it's the aesthetic..."
"Lmao w/e ♥♥♥♥♥♥." and with that, the duo escaped on their helicopter, leaving Haruhi alone in a pile of her own fluids. Realising her defeat, leaving her in a puddle of her own piss, she got horny and proclaimed, "that's hot" before continuing to masturbate.

Part 7/7

"Like hell you will!" she screamed, summoning her own stand, a colossal green frog man wearing a MAGA hat and ancient egyptian regalia, holding two glowing "7"s in each hand,

「K E K」. As she tried to get 「K E K」to destroy the mysterious archer who was hauling off her 10 terabytes of underage porn, 「M I R A C L E W O R K E R」raised out both of its arms and said "In this world, is the destiny of child porn controlled by some transcendental FBI or law? Is it like the hand of Chris Hansen hovering above? At least it is true that lolicon has no control; even over his own images."

Part 6/7

Haruhi's captured Normie and its stand, 「C U C K B O I」 sprang to life, but it was too late. An explosion erupted from her wall, sending a colossal spear hurtling through the normie's body, impaling him to the nearby wall. No... not a spear.... an ARROW!

"... Weeth non survivors!" screamed the interloper as she leapt out of the now gaping hole in the wall towards a near naked man wearing a silver mask of a laughing child with curly hair. In his hands was a colossal bow, too big for any mere man. He threw back his head, laughing, "Slap my sack" he announced before firing another arrow into Haruhi's computer, specifically the part where she stores all her loli porn, and began reeling it back towards him on a rope.

Part 5/??

"You stupid girl, you cannot harm my stand!" the figure emerged, exactly as Haruhi predicted, a stand user. A girl with a hunchback, a lazy eye, impossibly pale skin draped in a black and white pilgrim clothing, complementing her black hair.

"Who are you people and why do you all live in my closet?" She demanded, vagina still exposed and dripping. "Who vee are, ees not emportant. Whot is eemportant ees our plahn." the girl retorted, a sly grin slapped across her face. Haruhi reloaded her handgun with her free complementary basket of ammunition given to all white citizens of Trump's new world order, "Was getting caught part of your plan?"

She laughed, very frenchly, "Oui, of course! Moi stand 「M I R A C L E W O R K E R」 intends on crashing zees plane...."

Part 4/??

"In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control; even over his own will." Haruhi, contemplated this for a while, before drawing her handgun from her now sodden panties. She unleashed a barrage of bullets upon the beast, destroying priceless ornaments as she did so. Alas, dread washed over her as she realised the bullets were bouncing harmlessly off of the interloper.

Her suspicions were confirmed when another figure emerged from the closet, this time, more human.

Part 3/??

The closet door creaked open, the handle being guided by an impossibly long arm. Haruhi watched in horror as the abyssal creature crept out.
It's mouth was taught and tight, the skin surrounding it, stretched as far as it could go to the back of its' head. Its eyes, sewn shut. It's Nose, gone, leaving skinless nostrils in its place. atop its skull shaped head, was a colossal brain, completely exposed to the elements. The rest of its body was draped in a fine, leathery black cloak, as if sculpted from the pelt of a giant bat.
As it emerged, it spoke. It didn't move its mouth, nor did it seem to have a distinct place of origin from its voice.

Part 2/??

Haruhi rubbed faster and harder on her clit. It was so thrilling, imagining the mere concept of running her hands down the shirt of a girl, so much younger than her. The excitement of hearing her gasp "No meduka..." as she massaged her nipple. The thrill of watching her body twitch in excitement as this foreign pleasure took over. It was too much for Haruhi.
Waves of pleasure rushed over her as she came to the thought of meduka, sucking on her finger.

The pleasure wouldn't last, however. As a firm knock eminating from her closet door caused her to urinate in fear.

Part 1/??

The explosions clip the plane's wings. CIA looks out the cockpit, gritting his teeth as he watches Bane plummet towards the earth. He swings the door open and marches back to Detective Haruhi.
"He didn't fly so good." he picks her up and heads towards the open door, "Who wants to try next?"
Detective protests profusely, alas she is thrown out regardless, parachuteless.

Bane cracks the concrete when he lands, startling several peaceful protestors, making them drop their AK-47s. He approaches the largest one, who is still not phased. He snarls and barks at Bane, "Lookit me! I am the captin hear!"
Bane lifts him off the ground with one hand, terrifying the other protestors, "Do you feel in charge?" he quizzes before snapping his neck. He looks around at the crowd, cowering before him and addresses them, "Terrorism and threats are powerful agents to the uninitiated, but we are intiated, aren't we B.L.M?"

End of part 4

Detective Haruhi, jolted in surprise and fell to the ground, desperately trying to get away. However, the voice reassured her, "Now isn't the time for fear." She raised an eyebrow to the figure, "... that comes later." and with that, it headed towards the cockpit.

Haruhi mustered her strength and shouted, "WAIT!"
The figure stopped and turned to face her, awaiting a reason for why his mission was interrupted. She stammered out, "Was awakening from your 1,000 year slumber part of your plan?"
It nodded, "Of coursh"
"... well what's the next step of your master plan?"
He pressed a button that unveiled a giant "WHITE POWER" poster of the tail of the plane,
"Crashing this plane..." the peaceful Black Lives Matter protestors catch wind of the poster, "... WITH NO SURVIVORS!"

Bane leaps out of the plane, plummeting towards the ghettos with the force of a speeding asteroid whilst peaceful RPG rounds are launched at the plane from the protestors.

End of Part 3

By the time Detective Haruhi could move her body again, she was already tied by the hands 3,000 ft above the ground in an aeroplane carrying approximately $4,000,000,000 worth of Bane related artifacts.

CIA had already told the Otaku police that if they tailed him, he'd shoot Detective Haruhi before throwing her out of the plane. She was completely at the mercy of CIA, who, no doubt, had many Bane related questions for her back at the agency.

Suddenly, Haruhi saw a Bane statue begin to move. It must have been turbulence, she thought, that statue is an ancient Mayan depiction of Bane, thought only to awaken from its' tomb of stone once every 1,000,000 years.

She thought this, until she felt a warm breath on her neck and the words, "Nobody cared who I was 'til I awoke from my slumber." slither into her ears...

End of Part 2

They break down his doors, "FREEZE! OTAKU POLICE, DOWN ON THE GROUND!"
He smiles to himself, placing his thumbs deep into his jeans. He spins around to face the armada of rifles and pistols being aimed at him. Looking directly at the lead detective he laughs and says "You don't get to bring friends."

Suddenly, every other SWAT member falls to the ground, seemingly dead, leaving detective Haruhi and the man alone. She tries to mask her fear of the man and snaps at him, "Who are you?"

"I'm CIA."

"Where are you keeping him? The masked man?" he stops laughing, he walks towards her menacingly. Detective Haruhi's body is frozen solid, she can't move. Once his face is practically touching her's he asks in a cold, dead voice, "Bane?"

The sound of reinforcements snaps him out of it. He's already used up his powers for the day. He nods to the stolen priceless artwork (all depictions of Bane) and points to a large aircraft outside. "Get them aboard, I'll call it in."

End of part one...

What is Garlic Bread to me?
in math: my solution➗
in history: my king👑
in art: my muse🎨
in science: my oxygen💨
in geography: my world🌎

A clear referrence back to the old days of Evangelion: Resurrection the 1971 anime rivalling only Astro boy in anime kanto quality. Yet, Shinji was murdered. Who was it? Guts from Berserk? Ryuko from Kill la Kill? Osomatsu-san from Osomatsu-san? MC Ride from the Death Grips?
Suddenly it yells, "I ♥♥♥♥ THE MUSIC, I MAKE IT ♥♥♥"
It's Guts from Kill a Kill the 1971 Osomatsu-san musume Berserker Kanto anime conevention Nip Nip apocalypse 2016.
I nod my head in approval of this Kawaii desu desu discovery. Nii san was hiding behind the tokyo tower the whole time with a bunch of tanuki waifus.
I smile, "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." and shoot him with my arisaka.
"Good work Otaku detective, another anime murder solved."

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