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Kolin, Czech Republic



MC Ride: Hey man. I have something for you Anthony Fantano.
Anthony Fantano: Hmmm
MC Ride: Just don't tell Cal, don't tell Cal about this.
Anthony Fantano: It's okay MC Ride.
*TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE*
Anthony Fantano: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
*Slow fade in of DAMN with a look of 7 on its face*
King Jeremiah: Hey man. I have something for you Priscilla.
Crossbreed Priscilla: Hmmm
King Jeremiah: Just don't tell the chosen undead, don't tell the chosen undead about this.
Crossbreed Priscilla: It's okay Jeremiah.
*Jeremiah punches Priscilla off a ledge causing her to fall to her death*
Crossbreed Priscilla: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
*Slow fade in of Chosen Undead staring longingly and remorsefully at their fallen Waifu*
Smough: Hey man. I have something for you Ornstein.
Ornstein: Hmmm
Smough: Just don't tell Gwynevere, don't tell Gwynevere about this.
Ornstein: It's okay Smough
*Smough kills Ornstein and absorbs his power*
Ornstein: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
*Slow fade in of Gwynevere looking sorrowfully and longingly at Ornstein as he dies*
Guts: Hey man. I have something for you Griffith.
Griffith: Hmmm
Guts: Justdon't tell the god hand, don't tell the god hand about this.
Griffith: it's okay Guts.
*Guts kills Griffith*
Griffith: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Slow fade in of the god hand looking longingly and sorrowfully at Griffith as he dies*
Heist: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Difficulty: One MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Briefing: alright gang, MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. SOMETIMES I PEE IN THE SINK AND PRETEND IT IS MY MOTHER'S MOUTH.
Payout: $MYN,AME,ISC,APT,AIN,DIC,KHE.AD