Recent reviews by Nikwon

Got this only to find out people are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ liars, this is nothing like Bioshock but not in a bad way, everyone kept saying it was like Bioshock and it litteral plays like Quake, your character moves top speed and the combat is super fast paced, gee i wonder what other indie games have done that before

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I do find it a bit charming that Wesker and Burkin are watching the outbreak and they are legit oh ♥♥♥♥ we actually need to stop this and they both bicker off each other

Lethal Company but not traumatizing

My brother bought this as a joke during our vacation trip and i was thinking it was going to be just a short platformer with nothing really in it and i was surprised there is actually a lot of effort and content in this game and did not know it was in development for 6 years which is crazy with the amount of detail, there are bugs though and ones that'd break the game and sequence like things happening at the same time that it skips cutscenes


I like when you pick up things, it reminds me of courage the cowardly dog, like the way he stretches and picks up something without issue is funny to me


Beating the game SPOILERS



It's funny to say that i accidentally beat the game by doing different things, like for example i got the towns people to get angry right? and i was wondering around aimlessly and looked at the tv for collectables and thought you had to get the cereal box from the bear, so i do the side quest twice, i was thinking what to do and i thought oh yeah can i bring him to the kitty guy and he can give him the box? i did and it worked, i then brought him back, different scene happened but not what i wanted so i tried again to see if i can eat the box due to the box thing being torn apart, could't eat the box so i was like what happens if i actually let the bear leave after i strike him a few times, he leaves and i come back, now this time an entire different scene plays out amazingly enough, and i earned the papa bear as a angry crowd so now i go up to the tower with everyone know, it's complete i get up to the tower and play the song, and i did not know this is how you did it because i was going to do everything first before beating the game but sadly it was a no point of no return


And ending itself was alright, not what i was expecting, i was expecting a more darker tone near the end but it wasn't, it's weird how the game tries to be somewhat serious but doesn't. It's an amazing game and i can't wait to 100% it


8/10 - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sleepy... your like a real women down there...

SPOILERS INDEPTH My complete honest review after two complete playthroughs



Metal Gear Solid 2 if it was good


Complaints


Still wish they did a A and B scenario because the switching so far is really bad like i am interested in Grace's story and like a cliff hanger you switch to Leon and now it's DMC


The cool monster being killed, so far the monster that was scary as ♥♥♥♥ just gets killed by Leon in 5 shots and i am disapointed as hell like your telling me they made this monster for a 5 minute segment? ok


Having problems where the game runs completely fine but as soon as it gets into cutscenes it eaither decynces the audio where it's delayed or the audio keeps cutting out for no reason


First person kinda sucks like it's not a viewmodel on screen, instead it's more a bodycam style which is ok but still. And first person cutscenes are super stiff like the camera isn't reacting at all, like why did RE7 and 8 have a better camera? this one is still


So far i'm not really a fan of the gameplay design mostly because there aren't really rewards or like hard decisions to make during gameplay when exploring, like when i left the asyluim, i felt unsatified there weren't any early game weapons you can find hidden, like for example RE7's design was great because at the start there is this shotgun right? but you can't get the shotgun until you solve this puzzle that requires an hidden item to get, and so going out of the way, using resources you get it but at the cost of like ammo and such, and that goes for a lot of the good weapons in that game but so far i don't feel like i'm sacrificing much to survive, opinion might change though (Talking about Grace)

It's funny because Leon kinda feels like a mini game, and Grace being the main part of the game which is obvious. I wonder if one of the DMC dev's worked on this game because Leon's section so far feel like a DMC game where it's overly exaggerated in a great way


Little bit turned off in Leon's section in Raccoon city, it feels like Evil Within but if it were on crack or scratch that it is Evil Within, like i was having severe PTSD from my Akumu playthrough because how much it looks and feels like the game especially the city and guns are also generic i miss when RE4 made them unqiue


Ok i feel completely turned off by the game now as soon as Grace was revealed to be a clone, and i'm disapointed mostly because i feel like Grace should've been a character just randomly caught up in all of this like Ethan was, just a regular person but no, they had to make the main character matter in some way and what the ♥♥♥♥ does Raccoon city have to do with all of this, like why speficially this city? you can't pick like another location?

And i feel like the game is getting overboard and i don't like it, like there is to much

Whenever this game ran it would run smoothly that i would jokingly say "Oh were goochie" because it ran super smooth but it's not until the cutscenes where the audio disynces and cuts out that it's annoying as ♥♥♥♥

Also could'nt Grace just guess the brail puzzle because so far ev

Good things


Interesting style they chose where it's this Outlast type style which is interesting for a Resident Evil game since gothic seemed to fit more in with it, the game is definitely different than most RE games so far


I do like this more than RE8 so far, because it feels different, RE8 felt like RE7 but better and RE4 mixed in, this one is more serious in tone like by now there would be funny stuff happening


I do like that Leon is pretty much the cleanup character after Grace's section but the cost of knowing that, because now i don't have to waste as much ammo because i know Leon is just going to come and clean it up


I like how you can tell Grace is getting a little bit braver when she had her gun centered more up like Leon's, noticed during the hold out scene with the blind girl


Ok one thing i want to note, is Grace Jill's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom? because i noticed Grace has the same run cycle as Jill in RE3 original and for the lockpick achievement it read "Like mother like daughter" and did i miss something where Grace's mom lockpicked something? because the only master of unlocking is Jill so what is going on here? that's a theory for now


It's funny to say that leon is making me feel old


Overall after finishing it

Disapointed, very very disapointed, and the beginning was the best part of the game and the last half was complete ass man, like we are Leon the entire time and you cannot tell me baby Grace counted as one of her sections because are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? survival horror my ass she only had a pistol where the ♥♥♥♥ were like the classic shotgun and puzzles, they should've just picked one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ character to play as because it feels like when you play as Leon they forgot about Grace halfway through so they put her in a little section, this was not worth the hype man, they should've just done A and B scenarios, would've been way better, the Grace "twist" was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, she should've been a regular person like how Ethan was, and your telling me all this Raccoon City hype and Grace didn't even get to explore it herself!? what the ♥♥♥♥ man, i thought it would be raining and storming and ♥♥♥♥ but i guess that was only the aystulum. I want a refund

Going to be completely honest, the Leon sections toward the middle and end dragged on way to long that it felt like they legit forgot about Grace, like if they wanted us to play Leon just make it a Leon story game


6/10 - We are not goochie


Ok after second playthrough, cleaning up for a 100% and, this game is boring as ♥♥♥♥, like there is zero replayability here and i felt bored, there is nothing interesting or charming about this game, nothing is memoriable besides the whole Asylum, after that it's just dog s-hi-t, there are no stakes or decisions during gameplay, this game isn't good, and i'm so glad i got to play Leon the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game while Grace gets baby Grace and 5 seconds near the end like this isn't fair, Leon has like 10 hours of gameplay meanwhile Grace has like about 2 hours depending how you play and once you speedrun or do a second play, you'll understand and on top of that this game is a one time story there is no reason to view it again or play it once you played it you played it a thousand times. great job Capcom, never do this concept ever again, you should've done an A and B scenario like how RE2 remake was because that was full ass stories but here? there is nothing interesting about this game, i'm going to forget about it after i 100% this, my second playthrough i thought "Oh maybe i'll like it more a second time" and no i didn't, just boring nothingness like RE3 Remake where there aren't any interesting detours or rewards it's just a straight path, no other guns that are cool either. RE4 original and RE4 remake have to be THE best survival horror games of all time and after playing this, this just made those games better and RE7 to, RE4 original and remake have charm and personality, they have characters that are memorable and areas and set pieces. I'm being dead serious when i say if this game was just Grace trying to survive an Asylum place with multiple different guns like Ethan Winters and no connection to Resident Evil, this would've been the best survival horror game to date


100% - Easily one of the easiest RE games i've ever completed and is disapointing, way to short, no cool unlocks, Insanity mode is not hard even with infinite ammo, the game is very very easy, anyone can do it but it is annoying with it's flaws like rooms looking the same so i get accidentally lost or the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Leon section where i end up not grabbing the stupid device.

Closing thoughts - I think resident evil is better when it has nothing to do with resident evil. when it's just it's own standalone story, one character, more innovative gameplay, if you gave Grace a shotgun this would've been better.



4.6/10 - Have no other words

Not exaggerating when i say this might be the hardest set of dlc's i have ever played no joke, every one of these is pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ difficult that i want to blow my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brains out, the poker dlc takes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ forever to do that you legit have to sit for 2 hours straight to go through opponents and if you die there is no checkpoint, you start right back at the beginning, i do not recommend any casual fan this unless they play it once but for the hardcore fans that want a 100%, please god stay away from this at all costs, not only price but the dlc itself is not worth your time or money, it is not worth the 100% just 100% base game, for me i have to, i payed 7 dollars for this ♥♥♥♥


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Poker game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks, it might be the worst thing i've done in a while and people are telling me Ethan must die is hard but this is pure torture, i ♥♥♥♥ you not i sat for over 3 hours in my chair, watching youtube as i play ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poker and i wish there was a speed up option because it takes so long to do, and how in gods name are you suppose to do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 10!? in a row, i barely scrubbed 7 and i was struggling, it's all RNG so you have to legit sit there and be just lucky, it isn't fun and who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ made this ♥♥♥♥ i want to kill them


Nightmare - Is another one i don't like because by the time you get to the final Jack you are out of everything, you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥, how are these even possible and who made them!? and all this is, is just COD zombies


After 41 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours of playing nonstop 21 survival plus, i finally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beat it and that has to be one of the worst achievements i've done since Akumu, actually ♥♥♥♥ whoever made that, i am at 104 hours total in this game dude ♥♥♥♥ my life


Completed this whole game with Ethan Must die, it was my favorite game mode, it was really fun, only died 53 times, 6 hours total spent in it, and Marg accidentally died and i had no ammo left


My total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours is 109.5 / So ♥♥♥♥ you RE7 dlc

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Not sure why i haven't written a review but this is the longest Souls game no doubt, 77 hours total and all dlc and fully co op with my brother till the end, sure you can say Elden Ring is long but that's probably due to people getting stuck on the optional bosses, this however was an entire journey start to finish, like the whole game is long (DS2) and the dlc is kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, one of the bosses you can barely get to because it doesn't fly down



7/10 - The dragon bosses in this game and the stupid chad fire sword dude in the lava area and the dlc ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck, and ♥♥♥♥ that stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ swamp water area with the shooting beam people

It's ironic how the "updated" version is complete broken after the anniversary update because i don't think in my life i've seen a bug where if i click on settings it opens steamvr, like that is crazy

This game is peak dude, this is like Resident Evil 4 on crack mixed with Bioshock


Not even joking when i say this is the most innovative game i've played in a while, you got all the tools you need for the entire game and they all feel great where it doesn't feel too compact and you actually get to use them


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Game went from fun to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying to play, i was on normal and there was so many enemy's packed for no reason that it felt like i was on the hardest diffciulty, like i died over 57 times because there were too many enemy's on screen, like whoever made the babys need to go to hell


I will say, so far these are pretty ok games but not the best, you'd definitely get your money's worth for Resident Evil games since those have actual story


For the series so far I can definitely say not for me, like it isn't bad it's just it feels like i'm not it's target audience where nothing really gripped me, i only tried the second one out just because i was like "Maybe if i play the other one i'll like the series?"

Like my best description is that game you see your edgy older brother plays in the 2000's


5/10 - ♥♥♥♥ YOUR MARKER

I am actually flabbergasted by the amount of profanity in Dispatch, like it's left and right like a truck and i just started.

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Episode 1 - Opening was really great, i love that opening shot, wasn't expecting so much cursing and sex jokes coming left and right like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, after the confrence into the bar scene the episode was just an ok plot that seemed to not go anywhere. Wasn't expecting Roberts voice to be that deep and it makes for a regonizable guy so far - 5/10


Episode 2 - Better, it feels like were finally getting into the meat a small bit into the actual game and what it's about, and also getting jokes i was not expecting at all that my jaw keeps dropping at them, the episode was overall entertaining and i can tell that these aren't really long episodes like Telltale's previous works where usually it's a 2-3 hour episode but these to me seem to be about 30-40 minutes? i'm only on episode 3 and it's been 2 hours now. For the characters the only characters i don't like that feel like filler are the rock guy, the disco lady, and the wingsuit lady and flame dude, doesn't seem to add much so far at all besides just filler characters, it seems direct focus is Sonar and Invisigal. Episode overall is good and felt like a better intro to the game if they could've just ended the first episode here, while the gameplay feels pretty good but i am getting really bad roles - 7/10


Episode 3 - An casual episode that feels like it's just gameplay not much else and you really think i'd let go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sonar!?, 5/10


Episode 4 - WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ WAS THAT OPENING. I opened a bag of cheeto puffs and that started playing and i was flabbergasted, but listen i was going to choose her anyway, the game didn't need to do all that extra work. Another episode where it seems nothing really happens - 5/10


Episode 5 - Nothing really happened until that ending part, not much to add - 5/10


Episode 6 - Feel like the plot is actually moving now and was overall a good episode especially the party and i guess dancing was a choice or something? i didn't get a prompt, also i wish the fast guy had more to him before that whole scene because it felt like i should feel sad but i don't. Also want to call this one and predict Shroud is probably Blonde Blazer or someone we know on the team because we haven't heard a voice, or know his height besides one scene but it was angled, this was my theory up in Episode 2, let's see what happens - 7/10


Episode 7 - I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knew it, i knew who ever you chose to leave was going to be a villain later i knew it from that moment. The invisigirl "twist" didn't really feel like a twist especially since you know she's been a ♥♥♥♥♥ the entire game to you, actually most of these people are super unlikable and have never developed so far, probably the most unlikable cast of characters i've seen - 6/10


Episode 8 - Ok i don't know if it was my playthrough but it was pretty bad like what do you mean i let invisigirl turn evil!? when the hell did i neglect her, and i wanted to kill Shroud dude what the ♥♥♥♥, that actually makes me angry and i guess there's romance in the game to because i didn't get any of that at all, story was ok - 6/10


Overall - Dispatch is a pretty good Telltale game, is it the best one though? no i don't think so, it has many flaws, every character feels meaningless and you really don't get to know them that much at all or their goals. Every character are complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that i found no real meaning to care about them through out the entire story, so many of the cast felt never used, it focused on like 2 characters which was invisigirl and flame guy from the main team and i wish direct focus was on the actual team, i still don't know some of them and the game felt short, way shorter i think than any Telltale game, the villian was ok and i think the story is a bit mediocre to it's best, episodes are way to short, decisions don't feel like real ones because it seems like the good choices lead to bad ones, and one thing i don't mind profanity at all but in terms of writing when someone is cursing every 10 seconds it takes you out of it that your more focused on the cursing than the actual sentence they are saying. I also find it poetic how Matt Mercer is the villian since he is the DM in his campagins



7/10 - Bojack Horseman meets Hazbin Hotel