Woody peeks into the open doorway of Sid's sister's (Hannah's) room:

[Hannah is pretending to have a tea party.]
[Her guests are dolls, headless dolls, that is except for... Buzz]
[He is seated at the miniature table, dressed up in a frilly pink
apron and fashionable blue party hat.]
HANNAH:
"Would you like some tea, Mrs. Nesbit?"
WOODY:
(under his breath)
"Buzz!"

[Hannah has placed a tiny teapot in Buzz's severed arm and
pours imaginary tea with it.]
HANNAH:
"It's so nice you could join us on
such late notice."

[Woody steps back into the hallway.]
WOODY:
"Oh, no!"
HANNAH:
"What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbit. It
goes quite well with your head."

[Woody thinks for a moment, then takes a few steps further
down the hall.]
[He CLEARS HIS THROAT]
WOODY:
(high voice)
"Hannah! Oh, Hannah!"

[Hannah stops pouring tea and looks up.]
HANNAH:
(yelling out her room)
"Mom?"
(to the dolls)
"Please excuse me, ladies. I'll be
right back."

[As soon as Hannah exits the room Buzz keels over face-down
onto the table.]
[Hannah passes Woody, hidden in a pile of Christmas lights, and
walks down]
HANNAH:
"What is it, Mom? Mom, where are you?"
WOODY:
"Buzz! Hey, Buzz! Are you okay?"
[Buzz lifts his head up and wails in drunken despair.]
BUZZ:
"Gone! It's all go-o-one! All of
it's gone. Bye-bye! Whoo-hoo!
See ya!"

[Woody picks up Buzz's severed arm.]
WOODY:
"What happened to you?"
BUZZ:
"One minute you're defending the
whole galaxy..."
(pointing at other dolls)
"...and suddenly you find yourself
suckin' down Darjeeling with..."
(whipsers)
"Marie Antoinette, and her little sisters."

[The headless dolls turn and wave.]
[Woody removes the teapot from the severed arm and sets it on
the table.]
WOODY:
" I think you've had enough tea for
today."
(helping Buzz up)
"Let's get you out of here, Buzz"
BUZZ:
(grabbing Woody)
"Don't you get it?! You see the hat?
I am Mrs. Nesbit!!"
(hysterical laughter)
WOODY:
Woody presses Buzz's helmet open,
"Snap out of it, Buzz!"
and slaps him across the face
with his own detached arm, and then politely closes the helmet.

[Buzz sobers up and calmly takes his severed arm from Woody.]
[Buzz walks out of the room while Woody follows.]
BUZZ:
(sober)
" I..., I'm sorry. You're right.
...I'm just a little depressed,
that's all. I can get through this."

[Buzz reaches the center of the hallway and drops to his knees.]
BUZZ:
(shouts)
"Oh, I'm a sham!!"
WOODY:
(loud whisper)
"Sh-h-h-h-h!! Quiet, Buzz."
BUZZ:
"Look at me! I can't even fly out
of a window!
WOODY:
"Out the window...Buzz, you're a
genius!"
BUZZ:
"But -- the hat looked good. Tell
me the hat looked good!
WOODY:
(continued)
"Come on, this way!"
BUZZ:
(continued)
"The apron is a bit much, it's not my color..."

[Woody grabs the coil of Christmas lights and drags Buzz
towards Sid's room.]

BUZZ:
"Yeeears of Academy, training...wasted!!"