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JaVale McGee 31 Mar @ 3:35pm 
Dear Shorts Lister,

I hope this email finds you well and suitably prepared for matters of utmost importance. I am writing to express my growing concern that my previous request regarding the modelling of the naughty shorts has, to date, gone unanswered.

As I am sure you understand, garments of this calibre cannot simply remain unmodelled forever. The public deserves clarity. The fit, the confidence, the sheer visual impact of the naughty shorts must be properly demonstrated.

I do not wish to appear impatient, but time is of the essence. Please advise at your earliest convenience whether you intend to proceed with the requested modelling session, or whether I must continue living in agonising uncertainty.

I await your response with great anticipation.

Kind regards,
Just a PT, honest
Dragon Wolf 31 Mar @ 3:32pm 
hi you seem to have blocked me on gumtree. I was the man inquiring about the naughty short pictures please respond.
JaVale McGee 31 Mar @ 3:27pm 
I happened upon your profile and was, quite frankly, taken aback. Your profile picture appears to depict a very beautiful and, dare I say, scholarly-looking female, which on Steam is an occurrence of almost mythical rarity. I am a well-established gentleman gamer and somewhat of a veteran within these circles, so should you require assistance, protection, or general guidance, I am available at all hours. Please do not misinterpret this as crude flirtation. I am not one of those desperate males who grovel at the sight of a woman online. I operate with dignity and standards. That said, should you develop an admiration for me over time, I would not be entirely surprised. Until then, consider me a platonic Player 2 and trusted guardian of your gaming experience.
JaVale McGee 31 Mar @ 3:24pm 
Sorry, I'm like 4 months late.

I never found a solution for our ASUS Strix monitors and flicker issues with SH2.

For me on my 4090, VRR flicker was really only perceivable in later sections of the game (e.g. The Jail area,) whereas my 14700k would become CPU limited (DLSS Performance @4k res,) even with FrameGen enabled.

All of the fake solutions all over the internet were nonsense. The only solution was to power through the select GPU/CPU intense sections of the game or disable VRR entirely on our OD LED monitors. The game has a frametime that can't be 'fixed' by the gamer.

Wukong had similar VRR flicker but was hard to 'see' or perceive. Chapter 4 or 5 (I can't recall,) the spider cave area would really shine a light per-say on the frametime instability.
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FaceLess 31 Mar @ 2:51pm 
weak
MilloW 31 Mar @ 8:49am 
-rep trashtalking people with not even a fourth of his ingame hours for not being as "good" as he is ;)
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JaVale McGee 24 Feb @ 10:28am 
I am now available for sex
JaVale McGee 24 Feb @ 4:59am 
Sorry I am not looking for sex right now
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JaVale McGee 13 Feb @ 11:41am 
Sorry, I'm like 4 months late.

I never found a solution for our ASUS Strix monitors and flicker issues with SH2.

For me on my 4090, VRR flicker was really only perceivable in later sections of the game (e.g. The Jail area,) whereas my 14700k would become CPU limited (DLSS Performance @4k res,) even with FrameGen enabled.

All of the fake solutions all over the internet were nonsense. The only solution was to power through the select GPU/CPU intense sections of the game or disable VRR entirely on our OD LED monitors. The game has a frametime that can't be 'fixed' by the gamer.

Wukong had similar VRR flicker but was hard to 'see' or perceive. Chapter 4 or 5 (I can't recall,) the spider cave area would really shine a light per-say on the frametime instability.
Dan Hentschel 3 Feb @ 2:12pm 
family love
[HSx9] XxTrEaMco0k1eSxX 27 Jan @ 1:56pm 
Sorry, I'm like 16 months late.

I found a solution for our 8K gay porn in monitors and flicker issues with SH2.

For me on my ♥♥♥♥ and balls, VRR flicker was really only perceivable in later sections of the game (e.g. The Jail-bait area,) whereas my 14700k would become CPU limited (DLSS Performance @4k res,) even with FrameGen enabled.

All of the fake-taxi solutions all over the internet were nonsense. The only solution was to power wank through the select GPU/CPU intense butt sex sections of the game or disable VRR entirely on our OD LED monitors. The game has a frametime that can't be 'fixed' by the gamer.

Wucock had similar VRR bean-flicker but was hard to 'see' or perceive. Chapter 6 or 7 (I can't recall,) the spiderman POV JOI cave area would really shine a light per-say on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
-wHo 7 Nov, 2025 @ 6:20am 
5 iq player
tfp0 9 May, 2023 @ 2:24pm 
full idiot
JIMMY COOKS 26 Dec, 2022 @ 10:40am 
-rep started screaming "giant zoot" followed by a spongebob laugh
JIMMY COOKS 26 Aug, 2022 @ 2:43pm 
-rep started speaking in tounges halfway through the game and mumbling "blee@"
JIMMY COOKS 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm 
-rep kept telling me to "dump my dragon dagger p++ specs on B"
MaikeloO 29 Feb, 2020 @ 5:49pm 
+rep good player :D
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+rep fair trader!
Connor Trade Banned 11 Apr, 2016 @ 3:04pm 
likes anime! 10/10
shaj 9 Mar, 2016 @ 6:41am 
+rep cool trader
Nutty2K 27 Feb, 2016 @ 3:19pm 
+rep nice trade
[HSx9] XxTrEaMco0k1eSxX 23 Feb, 2016 @ 11:14am 
Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that ;) It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. We should really play l4d2 sometimes it’s a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn’t flirting I swear im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry im just really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skype we should take more you look really nice and fun xxx
Bill Buttlicker 4 Feb, 2016 @ 10:17am 
Phase 4 blue gem xD
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hausbube 2 Feb, 2016 @ 10:19am 
+rep nice and fair guy to trade with :)
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+rep good trader
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+good player
sonik555 8 Nov, 2015 @ 1:43pm 
thanks for the trade +rep
Drinker 31 Jul, 2015 @ 9:53am 
+rep
Eugene 28 Jul, 2015 @ 7:38pm 
this player has the sexiest skins in the game of csgo
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+ rep nice pepe
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+rep fair and fast
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+rep
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+rep fair trade
segeR 5 Jun, 2015 @ 1:38pm 
+ rep great trader
Biceps BUY THE DIP <3 1 Jun, 2015 @ 6:08am 
+rep
SS 23 May, 2015 @ 11:19am 
+rep good trader
Valorant Player 8 May, 2015 @ 3:53pm 
+rep smooth trade
Desert Mailman 8 Nov, 2014 @ 4:33am 
+rep traded 30 keys, no problems nice guy
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+ rep nice trader :ss13ok:
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+rep, nice trader
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+rep fast trade ty
[HSx9] XxTrEaMco0k1eSxX 11 Oct, 2014 @ 7:54am 
+rep overall
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+rep nice trader
76561198055569224 Trade Banned 4 Oct, 2014 @ 6:31am 
+rep fast and easy to trade with :)
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+rep nice trader