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Dear Shorts Lister,

I hope this email finds you well and suitably prepared for matters of utmost importance. I am writing to express my growing concern that my previous request regarding the modelling of the naughty shorts has, to date, gone unanswered.

As I am sure you understand, garments of this calibre cannot simply remain unmodelled forever. The public deserves clarity. The fit, the confidence, the sheer visual impact of the naughty shorts must be properly demonstrated.

I do not wish to appear impatient, but time is of the essence. Please advise at your earliest convenience whether you intend to proceed with the requested modelling session, or whether I must continue living in agonising uncertainty.

I await your response with great anticipation.

Kind regards,
Just a PT, honest