Dan the man he was once called. That was until the incident with the shorts. He came up onto the poolside and we were like dan whats happened to your legs, they seem puffier. He went red and we realised what he had done, he had pulled a pair of shorts over an existing pair, forgetting he was already wearing some! We roared with laughter "WHAT A FREAK". He tried to get away but we kept picking him up and twirling him around chanting "FREAK" until a genius came up with the nickname "multishorts". From that day onwards he has known no other name.

Truly this is a disgusting picture.

ugh wtf is your picture it disgusts me!

No, you're meh!

your picture disgusts [/italics] me [/i]!

your picture disgusts me