thanks bro

🎉HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GLORIFIED BAG OF STARDUST 💥🎂 another year added to your patch notes—hope you’re still stacking WIS and not just passive stress buffs 😎🍰 grab some 🍑, dodge some responsibilities, and pretend life isn’t running on spaghetti code.......
...funny thing,
i came here to drop the usual nonsense
and noticed last year’s comment.
also mine.
still there.
felt like no time passed,
but also kind of a lot.

not sure why that hit different.
maybe i just paused too long mid-sentence
and got reflective for no reason.

anyway..
happy birthday again, legend.
same screen, same game,
new day.
❤️🎮🍰

CONGRATS ON THE LEVEL-UP 🎮🌟🎈, YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND! 🥇🔥🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🎂🍾🎊 HOPE THIS YEAR 🔄 KICKS OFF WITH NOTHING BUT EPIC WINS 🏆 AND ZERO LAG. 🚫🔄 THANKS TO YOUR MOM AND DAD 🎯👫 FOR TEAMING UP 👾🤝 AND SPAWNING 👶 A TOP-SCORER LIKE YOU 🥳🏅🎲 BACK! LEVEL UP 🆙 AND GRAB SOME 🍕 OR MAYBE SOME 🍪 TO BOOST YOUR STATS 📈🎯. DO WHATEVER MAKES YOUR HEART 💖 RACE LIKE A SPEEDRUN 🎽💨. HAVE A BLAST, TURN THE PARTY MODE ON 🎙️🕺💃 AND DIVE INTO SOME CAKE 🍰🍴! LOTS OF LOVE 💞 AND HIGH SCORES! 📊🏆 KEEP WINNING AT THE GAME OF LIFE! 🌍🚀💫 Let's celebrate every DLC life throws at you! 🎁🎮🎈