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Moonstryder: (noun) Moon-stry-der: meaning: the sexyness of the moon
1. Moonstryder is the sexyness of the moon
2. Moonstryder apparently hot when mad. But mad when hot.
3. Moonstryder eats oranges with the skin on to save time
4. Moonstryders retain their foreskin until it is time for marriage
5. Ignore point nr. 4, dog ate foreskin out of tupperware

Name: Moon Stryder
Prounouns: lol/jk/I'm/not/retarded
Born: Somewhere
Currently living in: Space
Ethnicity: Humanoid
Sexual Orientation: Poly / Bi (just kidding I wasn't molested as a kid)
Hobbies: Doing copious amounts of *redacted*. Playing games. Eating ass.
Languages: Expert at talking ♥♥♥♥.......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUkgixdMLbU