I am the carer of Mike. He has many problems so dont abuse him too much he wont understand.

I also have to keep the chav Riftus under control.

Proud writer of thew 2 hit singles "put it in a bin" and "Jakes retarded"

The creator of the legends 'Ugne Maximus' and 'Wosso Dericko'

Thanks for spending your time reading