Recent reviews by Hugo Bossman

Patriot simulator

Tunnel snakes rule!

I skate, I crash. I grind, I crash. I kickflip, I crash. I open the store, I don't crash.

We waited 15 years for this.

I remember playing a flash game back at school that was a simple aquarium game, did nothing amazing but did everything good. This is exactly that game and it is perfect. Catch fish. Sell fish. Feed fish. Breed fish. Also doesn't feel like I am breezing through unlocking everything in the first few hours.

My old man body can only handle opening a game and sitting at the main menu for 10 minutes before deciding I don't actually want to play. This is nice because you can have it run on a popout window. Just like Runescape, you can play the game without playing the game.

Game has always been fun to play and it took a while, but the recent updates have been solid. That said, it's worth playing for the soundtrack alone.

Put at least 6 more hairs on my chest.

I have put more effort into this review than the devs have put into the game for the last 3 years.

Nice.