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Thank you for choosing Meemeedic. The hospital welcomes nice and friendly patients. Here:
Dying is forbidden.
Being rude to your medic won't get you heals.
Healing enemy spies is sometimes done for patriotic reasons.
Donating blood is essential. It does not have to be yours.
Collaborations with other hospitals are very much appreciated.
Your doctor may buff you from spawn during her ice cream breaks. She won't be long.
Medical assistance is denied to nasty or dead patients, and those without a health insurance.
Thank you for your visit. Don't forget to tip your doctor with a sandvich!
Do you wish a loyalty-card? Friends are VIPs and receive prioritized healthcare.

Opening hours may vary on weekends and national holidays.