Recent reviews by jakeswaii

Real world simulator:
-Rich get richer
-Wallet slowly emptying
-Have some boring daily job to do

Why do I still play this game, idk.

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a first person shooter game that takes immense skill, which I do not have. However even if you are a terrible player, CS: GO allows you to still call other players "noob" or "pleb". This is what makes CS: GO a magnificent work of art. However, you cannot slay donkeys with swords (though you can slay chickens with knives).

This game (can I even call it a game? or is it a lifestyle?) is a beautiful work of art. It combines the education of foreign language and culture, teamwork, and the relief of stress through venting anger. Dota 2 is a game not meant to be merely played and enjoyed, as I said before it is a lifestyle. You will spend time laughing and crying while meeting people you have never met before, learning and gaining new experiences with them. It is a 5v5 racing game, the first team to reach the other end of the map wins. It is also similar to Minecraft in that you must build items to help you reach your goals. You also slay donkeys with swords like any FPS game you might play. Dota 2 is all of these. Dota 2 is love, Dota 2 is life, Dota 2 is beautiful.