Hoping to win everything at the Lose Everything Factory.

Jesus drives an Accord, but he famously never speaks of it.

Geef me een billenkoek

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation I can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerate (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone

I dont mind my dog sleeping with us at night. My wife is worried about the smell and I always tell her, I got use to it, so will the dog.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years.

Then we met.

If you were hiding under the desk, assuming that’s possible, and I didn’t see you, I would still know you’re there because I would hear you eating.

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I typed your symptoms into this thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

Me and Mantix got bitten by a black widow and it was crazy, she was in her 40s

Oopsie I tooted 😊

When I was young I would lay in my twin size bed and wonder where my brother was.

I released a game you can play for free in the browser at https://nodwar.com :) You can also wishlist it on Steam under the name "NODWAR", but give it a shot in the browser, so you can give me some feedback and influence further development! To provide feedback, join us on the ProX Discord: https://discord.com/invite/H3w9tQm

There's no hate like Christian love

Girl: You wanna go upstairs?

Me: Yeah, sure.

Girl: You got protection?

Me: Why what’s up there?

I drink occasionally but the occasion comes regularly

Do you believe in kissing before mirage?

Similar to a murder of crows, a group of Mantix's would be called a "closet of bottoms"

Can you lay over my sunroof so I can act like a thirsty hamster?

There once was a lady from Dallas
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
and her arsehole in Buckingham Palace

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There's an itch at the back of my mouth rn that only a double barrel shotgun can reach

Inside of you are two Greeks,

One is from Sparta,

One is from Athens.

Both are gay.

Wiener wiener on the wall, who's the girthiest of them all?

When my doctor diagnosed me with a phobia of german sausages I feared the wurst.

Mantix once visited the Virgin Islands, now it's known as just The Islands

Mantix visits an orphanage:

"it's heartbreaking to look into those sad, hopeless eyes" - Said one of the kids

I just found out my grandpa is addicted to viagra. No one is taking it harder than me

I refused to believe that I was gay and dyslexic... I was in Daniel!

Just ♥♥♥♥ right up my ass why don’t you

Whoever reads this, your moms a hoe

Wizza was here

Proud to report: Still a ginger in the big 25

Better than therapy, cheaper than rehab. Cocaine™

Don't let your gf get in the way of you finding a wife

there's microplastics in billionare $em€n. that's not good, kids eat that.

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add me pls

add me pls

add me pls

add me pls

When you gonna fly me in private so that I can land on that d**ck

Damn bro, are you a basketball court? Cause I'd love to watch ten guys dribble all over you 🥵

add me please

Don't add them

add me ^^

add me ^^

What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.

The strip mall known as america does not give a single ♥♥♥♥ about any of its shoppers

Is the S or the C silent in "scent" ?