Do British people still do the accent when nobody's around?

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, body shivering, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, head nodding, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos. He could tell me he's vegan, I'd still ride.

Sometimes it takes two wipes to know you only needed one wipe.

Sometimes it takes one wipe to know you will need one hundred wipes.

Probably vibe coded -rep

NODWAR is getting released on Steam soon! Wishlist it now! No DLCs, no P2W, no microtransactions, just a free game by one dev :)

Imagine LARPing and you see the head of the guy next to you explode because someone brought a 120 lb bow