Jesus drives an Accord, but he famously never speaks of it.

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Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation I can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerate (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone

I dont mind my dog sleeping with us at night. My wife is worried about the smell and I always tell her, I got use to it, so will the dog.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years.

Then we met.

If you were hiding under the desk, assuming that’s possible, and I didn’t see you, I would still know you’re there because I would hear you eating.