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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 13.4 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 10 Feb, 2015 @ 7:51pm
Updated: 3 Apr, 2020 @ 10:10pm

I bought this game not realizing my kids will be playing it by the time it's done.
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11 Comments
LX 8 Jul, 2016 @ 4:45pm 
Review marked as helpful. Anyone who thinks this game is good is a moron. The dev team are a bunch of hacks and only out to make money off suckers who want to play what DayZ used to be. I got banned by a dev/mod on the steam forums for saying 15% off wasn't enough. Banned for an entire month for saying the sale was weak. When I replied and pointed out that I didn't voilate any TOS the dev gave me a permanent ban sighting that the permaban was for arguing with a mod. This game is dead and the devs spend more time on the forums than working on the game. What a joke. Anyone who supports these losers deserves this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. What a black eye for Bohemia Interactive. I used to respect Marek before DayZ standalone.
Dab_Masterson 31 Mar, 2015 @ 11:23am 
HeSheWumbo clearly didn't get the joke. *swooosh*
Dab_Masterson 31 Mar, 2015 @ 11:21am 
60mil? its more like 77mill now. Idiots will just keep wasting there money and fueling this failure of a game. 2 years in EA and Dean Hall has left the IP. That says alot about the future of this game. Period.
Everlaasti 10 Mar, 2015 @ 6:23am 
"depends how many people they have working on it"..well im pretty sure with 60mil they could hire couple of new devs
profile name 9 Mar, 2015 @ 2:18am 
@Chrisy2045, this game will never come out of Alpha. The developers abandoned it, face it, it's like a shipwreck with the dead bodies still in it, with the petrol leaking out and destrying the rest of the ocean. I WANT TWICE MY MONEY BACK.
Keksut 8 Mar, 2015 @ 11:50pm 
Over $60,000,000 in sales makies your "development time" excuse a joke fanboys. All the playerbase wants is for the game to be playable. Is that too much to ask? If so then congradulations, you are the very same asshats that keep buying whatever trash is dumped onto steam and you enjoy it simply because "herr durr ima fanboy nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ 5 Mar, 2015 @ 7:14pm 
HeSheWumbo does that mean that hes still downloading the game thats why he wrote this review? yeah makes sense
ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ 5 Mar, 2015 @ 3:24pm 
the hurry Hilloberg these hillbillys who write these posts dont know how to write a real review... no what i was going to say i guess they dont understand what early access really means.. it does take years to make a game and depends how many people they have working on it
ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ 5 Mar, 2015 @ 3:22pm 
i would hope not lol
Roland de Nonkel 2 Mar, 2015 @ 12:02pm 
Dayz Devs just got burned