I'm so mentally stable, it's insane. I have BPD: Beautiful Princess Disorder. I'm so clearpilled that I can see through the matrix. I'm neither left-wing nor right-wing, I have angel wings that grow whenever I transcend into space. 12 Rules for Life didn't do ♥♥♥♥, I'm too wise to mess up in my lifetime. I wanna run for President of the whole earth* one day, to make sure there's no war allowed. I transcend social norms and laws because the youth know **bor, **song, why nikar iq amar amader barramio prihokey korte parlam, amar sathe vice president certo. Kiaay jabo ki ekhano corona bahtir porei who soccha jai!
*it's ok, guys, I'm brainlet, not semenlet, puny mortals cannot defeat me in my rose-colored lens, I will kick every single ass. Muh bantz.

Most of the times I imagine myself as neo from the matrix hitting unseen objects during my awakening level, to the speed of light, into the 10th dimension. I just fly up so high where the latest menscience hasn't gone, above their pathetic genset456 games that causeshilarious drama, then piss on them. Wakanda forever!
Koro nithur. One. Bor. (I'm also really cool because that's so well-I think it is- known on 4chan, but if anyone uses it I'll commit suicide to end all the nothingness I perceive wrongly to be everything.) Inkaondo song, jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjk3ocio
♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, YOU LITTLE ANGELS:

What REALLY happened: I was playing chess, the interaction inspired me to do my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it's just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ way to say butthurt little pigs after I shat on their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ faces, so they can gather their crusaders to go one-star my posts. I would wait for this to happen, so I can be the hero, throwing down all their assumptions about me, and their cognition, making them question their own beliefs.

WHAT I see: BufferedReader and preprogrammed beans in an uncanny valley.

"I donno, my mom doesn't let me play ranked on the Xbox because she is scared I'll get beat up for being different"