Recent reviews by MuttonTime*:･ﾟ✧

Princess Maker 2 but with 240% more lesbian horse gambling™

FFXIV but with bnuuy.

Classes feel worse than some of the community mods for the game, broke major portions of the foundational gameplay loop with bugs including tying major functions like spawning or hit detection to your FPS, item design/captions were probably done with AI and show the new devs have absolutely no idea about balancing or what made RoR2 work.

Even if you don't buy the DLC the patch pushed alongside it added all these bugs to the base game. So unless you roll back to an older version you can't even play the game you had previously enjoyed.
I had bottom of the barrel expectations for Gearbox and yet they still failed to meet them.

BORN TO DIVE
PSN IS A ♥♥♥♥
鬼神 Kill Terminids 1989
Sony is trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD HELLDIVERS

Why are there jellyfish on my face?

I could've learned a second language with the time I spent fighting Malenia (BLADE OF MIQUELLA)

The absolute benchmark of what a remake should be

Dying to blazing beetle 150 minutes into a run: the game

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Like chiv 2 but better