IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽

Itss dah cOwOna viwus uwu


*notices your lungs* OWO what's dis?? *infects respiratory system* what a good hose UwU you can't get rid of me onii chan *become a pandemic*


UWU WHATS DIS??... mUWUcus??? *tongue out* u sicc daddy *lickylick* now u all cwean daddy! *wag tail* daddy's mUwUcus is so yummy! *drool* >\\\\< plz daddy use ma as ur toilet paw-per~ uwu put ur unwashed hands on me *wink*

rep+ after a good game in dota, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a dota lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard peen push against my leg. I punched him and then sanity's eclipse'd him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

BIH