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Merry ❌❌❌-MAS!!!! You 🫵 little 👌 elf 🧝 Bimbo! 👧 👄 💅 Whoa!!!! 🤯 Not 👎🚫 here👇to slut 💋 shame 😔 on this 🎄merry 🌲 merry ❄️ ⛄️ day… Just 🤙here to jingle 💁‍♀️ your bells (🔔🙌🔔) and put those 🤤 mistleTOES 🦶👅🦶in Santa’s 🎅 jolly open 😗mouth 👄That’s 🚫🙈not all 😎 🫳Daddy 👨Santa 🎅 has in store🍆🍆🍆 for his 🤫 naughty 😈 elf 🧝‍♀️ !!! He’s 🍆 ♥♥♥ 💦 💦 💦 all the way⛷️ down 👇from Santaland 🏔️ to give 🫵you his ❌❌❌-TRA Large 💪💪💪 North POLE 💈💦 and 🤞 if you’re 🫵 lucky 🍀 Mrs. Clause 🤶 and rudolf 🔴✨🦌will ride 🎟️ 😤 🥵 YOUR sleigh🛷 💦💦too! 😱🫣🤗

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Happy EASTER🎉🎉 you snow 🐰🐰🐰BUNNY hoes! It’s time to HOP🏃‍♂️ over to DADDY’s ⛪️CHURCH so he can ♥♥♥♥😩😩 u like a RABBIT. Be sure to ride that ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 until your EASTER BASKET is full of EGGS🥚🥚🥚 and DADDIES CUMMIES💦💦❤️. After that u better BUNNY hop your way to GOD’s🙌 house so the PASTOR😁🤵 can tell u to get on your KNEES until you’re FORGIVEN in the EYES👀👀 of the LORD✝️✝️✝️✝️. JESUS👼 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆🍑🍆🍍🍑 back today so you best be sure to send this to 5️⃣ of your best EASTER BUNNY HOES🐰🐰🐰. If u get 5️⃣ back the LORD isn’t the only thing that’s RISEN🍆🍆🍆 today. If you get 🔟 back you’re a LOADED💦💦 EASTER BASKET🛍🛍. If you get 0️⃣ back you’re a ROTTEN EGG🥚 who’s getting NO CUMMIES🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ this EASTER😭😭