Who is Plastic Man?
All around, he's a great person who everyone loves - just ask your mother. Actually, go ahead and ask your father too.
When he's not gracing the world with his presence, he's busy solving the mysteries of the universe one ridiculous tangent at a time, and selflessly providing for the greater good.
He bends, he flexes, he conquers - he’s Plastic Man.

You don't believe me?! Well, lets hear what some of Plastic Mans many good friends have to say:

"Wow Plastic Man you sure are cool!" - George Washington
"You are indubitably the swankiest dude I know" - Abraham Lincoln
"Always keeping it real!" - J Lo
"There is no friend as loyal as Plastic Man." - Ernest Hemingway
"This man helped me with more than half of my work! What a genius!" - Oscar Edward Meinzer
"If we were I would totally marry you Plastic Man" - Brad Pitt
"Always keeping it cool my brosaurus rex" - Teddy Roosevelt
"This guys super tall! Like gigantic! What a great guy" - Mia K
"What a dapper fella! Really helped me out with those snakes" - Saint Patrick
"I had a dream, that one day, everyone would be like Plastic Man" - MLK
"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in being like Plastic Man and rising every time we fall" - Nelson Mandela
"You always were the original wolf" - Leonardo DiCaprio
"I don't even know why it's called Darcy's law, it should be Plastic Mans Law." - Henry Darcy
"One of the most forward thing and innovative person I know" - Steve Jobs
"I'm a great singer but Plastic Man is way better" - Robert Plant
"He outsmarts me every game of 5D chess." – Albert Einstein
"I tried painting him once. The canvas caught fire from sheer charisma." – Vincent van Gogh
"If Plastic Man had been at Troy, we would've just handed him the city." – Homer (the Greek one, not Simpson)
"Plastic Man doesn't walk into a room—he arrives like a plot twist." – Agatha Christie
"I wrote 1984 as a warning. Plastic Man read it as a checklist." – George Orwell
"We were on a break—but I never stopped thinking about Plastic Man." – Ross Geller
"Even my precious can’t compare to him." – Gollum
"He’s got more range than I do. And I’m Morgan Freeman." – Morgan Freeman
"I am become death, destroyer of worlds—but Plastic Man's just here to vibe." – J. Robert Oppenheimer
"Plastic Man? Absolute unit. 10/10 would philosophize with again." – Socrates
"He once beat me in a rap battle. In Latin." – Julius Caesar
"He once reverse uno'd me in my own game." – Sun Tzu
"He invented a new color. No one else can even see it." – Bob Ross
"Plastic Man is the storm I warned you about." – Shakespeare
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where Plastic Man goes" - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"If I had to bet my life on it I'd say Plastic Mans ingeniousness is mind blowing" - Charlie Kirk
"Plastic Man is the best!!" - Wimzard