I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

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Pr0nhub banned, TikTok banned, the baconator meal cost $15. This the ♥♥♥♥ they were talking about in revelations

This profile is a perfect car crash of garbage that is no longer trash but a whole damn landfil and has transcended levels of trash that was not thought possible. By visiting this profile I have lost any chance of my parents looking at me with pride. I have come to be enlighted by your profile and realised a new greatness, "Anime is trash... and so am I."

I am so tired of peeing. I drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, and then I have to go put the water somewhere else, five minutes later! I drink the water, I go to a place to un-drink the water, I wash my hands, I leave, and then i have to drink more water. Guess where that water ends up? Not in me! I give the water to my body, and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. All hours of the day, all hours of the night. No matter what I am doing my life is interrupted by PISS! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

I mean ggs. could do with out the "i have the biggest peen" on the internet mentality.