⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠛⣿⠛⠀⢀⣾⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠷⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⡄⠀⠀⠀⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡆⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢹⠀⠀⠀⢹⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⣆⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣶⣀⠈⠻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⡀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠈⢿

You, me, gas station. What are we having for dinner? Sushi, of course. Uh Oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi! We blackout and wake up in the sewer, surrounded by fish! Horny fish! You know what that means! Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We’re gonna fight it. Bear fight? Bare handed? Bare naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E' Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so! Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet fly into the sun. Black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITEOUT, which I didn’t know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, then I turned into the sun uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in deeugh beeugh hibiduh hibuh uuh uh ah uh aaah uh aaah aaaah AAAA

Giggity

After a good game in CS:GO Wingman, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, and over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS:GO Wingman, and most importantly, true friendship. I invited him to my house for a Wingman lan party. He said he was coming, so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him, and then I ran. Turns out he was gay.

Don't trust this guy.

you fockin bater

"Can you put me in your quotes thing?" -Melvin