Okay, I think I owe this game a better review. Though the asses aren't fat in this game, Wesker's ass might be the fattest.

Dead by Daylight requires such immense skill, in depth knowledge of the 276 perks (killer and survivor), and most importantly, involvement in the community, and yet 67% of your games as survivor will be losses due to your teammates. The only way to have a win rate above 49% is to play with friends. This is an assertion I don't make lightly. Ask any competent player in the community and they'll share similar opinions. I honestly wouldn't go into every game expecting to win. You will quickly frustrate yourself.

As of writing this review, there is an operation health update happening soon, but I'm going to ignore that for now. DbD has so many issues that will see in half of your games. Games where:
- Survivors go-next (ends their life first hook)
- Killers slug (when killers knock you into the dying state. A state where you cannot do anything unless you have perks that say otherwise) the entire team
- Tunneling (when killers only goes for a specific survivor and ignores others) occurs
- Survivors D/C because they get knocked or what-have-you
- BM from both killer and survivor

Unfortunately, half the game is stuck behind a paywall. DbD loves to add killers and survivors from other games, movies, and shows. With that being said, they have to pay for the license somehow! Each chapter with a killer or survivor that has a license will run you about $7.

I know that most of what was just said might sound all negative, and it is. But there is a reason why time and time again I do come back to the game. It itches an itch I don't know how to describe. I honestly can't tell you why I come back to the game. It has a very rewarding game loop. If you're looking for a good game to play with your friends, this is the one! Just expect to dump in hundreds of hours ;)

✗ - Bosses
✓ - Sexual content
✓ - Grind
✓ - Killer music
✓ - Usually dead by daylight

The official LZulb rating: 4/5

↓ Old Review ↓

CHAT IS THIS HUGE NEWS

This game is ass. I mean hot dog ass. IT'S AWFUL. I mean the game in of itself is actually quite solid, but there's one HUGE thing that holds it back and almost makes it unplayable. It's the fact that the characters you can play as DON'T (and I mean DON'T) have an absolute dumpy. Their asses are flatter than a pancake. I can probably balance a glass of water on their ass perfectly fine without it having the slightest chance of spilling. You can put a paper to the ass and try to find gaps but then realize that you're wasting your time because THEY'RE JUST THAT FLAT. I wouldn't be surprised if their ass won some kid of award for being the flattest surface this earth has seen. Sitting down must changes their appearance to such a degree that they probably suffer from a different kind of back pain; a pain only caused for having such a flat ass. You know those bars that have this red liquid in it that's used to see if something is level when you're building? You can put that to their asses and it will scream flat. It might actually be something chronic. No ass was EVER supposed to be this flat.

If they could fix this problem (or at the very least add a character with cake), then I will change my rating to a thumbs up and write a 2 thousand word review about how much I love this game. For now though, I'm going to have to give a thumbs down. I just can't possibly play this game when all you will ever want to look at are the asses of your character. It's evil that they spent weeks designing these characters only to not give them a dumpy.