Recent reviews by Tenninch

China will grow larger 我正在玩我的球和屎

Killed 8 bandits with 6 shotgun shells, a rusty knife and I missed 3 out of 6 shots.

Died to dirty well water 5 minutes later.

Game's name checks out.

Generic ass story with generic ass zombies. Looks and plays boring as hell. Zombie gore is mid or non-existent. If you like this ♥♥♥♥ you're probably brain dead LMAO. Thank ♥♥♥♥ I bought it on sale, but I wouldn't even recommend to buy it at all. Find yourself a better zombie game.

This book was ass and a trudge to get through, every 5 minutes into the book you get a flashback that just ruins the flow of the story and honestly makes me not give a ♥♥♥♥ about the protagonists journey. Even more so, the climax is so disappointing and honestly unsurprising given the obvious (and useless) build up to the protagonists fate that by the time we get to the ending the only interesting part about it is what goes through the infected's mind when roaming about. Free ♥♥♥♥ I guess, but the author is a hack writer. Also multiple typos lmao. Every positive review for this book is from someone who doesn't know how to read (or write), but then again most gamers are illiterate.

The in-game marketplace taxes you for every item you sell. ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥. Who tf is even going to get that money, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NPCs????

It's not in the way that you hold me
It's not in the way you say you care
It's not in the way you've been treating my friends
It's not in the way that you stayed 'til the end
It's not in the way you look or the things that you say that you'll do

Hold the line
Love isn't always on time
Hold the line
Love isn't always on time

It's not in the words that you told me
It's not in the way you say you're mine
It's not in the way that you came back to me
It's not in the way that your love set me free
It's not in the way you look or the things that you say that you'll do

Hold the line
Love isn't always on time
Hold the line
Love isn't always on time

It's not in the words that you told me
It's not in the way you say you're mine
It's not in the way that you came back to me
It's not in the way that your love set me free
It's not in the way you look or the things that you say that you'll do

Hold the line
Love isn't always on time
Hold the line
Love isn't always on time
Love isn't always on time
Hold the line
Love isn't always on time
Love isn't always on time
Love isn't always on time
Hold the line
Love isn't always on time
Love isn't always on time
Love isn't always on time
Love isn't always on time
Whoah-ooh-ooh

Boring as hell

I feel ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ashamed as to the number of hours I have on this game.

African walking simulator that has Technicals, what more could you ask for?

This game was way less cringe when I was like 8 years old. It gave me some good childhood memories but playing it as an adult, this ♥♥♥♥ aged like raw milk that's been left out in the humid Georgia summer heat for weeks on end. I don't regret purchasing this game though, it helped me through some tough times when I was a kid and deep down I still have a spot for this and many other flash games in my heart. However the humor and overall vibe of this game is something I grew out of the moment I turned into a 10 year old edge lord and a lot of the stuff that brought me countless hours of joy stayed in the past, alongside many other things that I used to hold dearly in my life. And that's ok, this game just isn't for me anymore but that doesn't make it absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I wouldn't recommend this to anybody unless you played it as a child or your sense of humor got stuck in 2008.